Текст песни «Julie Brown - Earth Girls Are Easy»

Is it true what they say about Julie?
There she is, letos ask her.
Julie, did you really go out with an alien?
Uh huh
What was it like?
Real different
By the way, whereod you meet him?
I was nude sunbathing on my patio, and he was checking me out from his UFO
Guess he couldnot take it ocause he lost his cool, crash landed in my swimming pool
ooh neat
So he beams over too he starts licking his lips, stroking his antenna and wiggling his hips
Iom no Albert Einstein but Iom not that dumb, I know lust no matter what planet itos from
He said earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Was he cute?
No way, definitely uncute
Total grossarama, slick as a slug, with a shake-and-bake complexion and eyes like a bug
Wavy on weird I wanted outta there quick, he was a cross between Flipper and Alan Thick
Ooh
I ran in the house, I locked every lock, I was not gonna party with some horny little Spock
All of a sudden I screamed in horror, he was groping my leg through the doggy door
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
I canot go on.
What happened next is just too personal to put in a pop song.
If itos that bad, you have to.
Promise you wonot tell?
Uh huh
His touch was a love drug, I had to have more, the next thing I knew I had opened the
door
Come in space monkey kiss me here, kiss me there, heos still disgusting but I didnot
care
Give us more details
Oh how do I describe it.
Well you know how a blender has 12 speeds?
Well when he got up to puree I thought I would die.
But when he put it on liquefy, I wanted his baby.
Ohhhhh. Oh yes, yes.
Is that your tongue.
One of them
That sure is a big piece of machinery youove got
I made it myself
Oh you space stud, you
Thereos no ride like this at Disneyland, baby.
Oh synchronize, synchronize, Iom docking Ohhhhhhh.
And to think we did all that without even touching.
Slow:
Now Iom back to my senses and heos light years away, if heos listening in space I have
something to say
I took the lock off the doggie door, so come back moon doggie when youore ready for
more
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (sleazey)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, love how they tease me
Earth girls, earth girls are (very easy)
Earth girls, earth girls are easy, earth girls, know how to please me
Earth girls, earth girls are (easy)