Текст песни «Glee - Sweet Transvestite»

How do you do I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Well, you got caught with a flat?
Well, how about that
Well baby's don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll a seem alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or Maybe a bite (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania

Hit it hit it
I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
From Transexual Transylvania

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain
Is ah - really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom