Текст песни «Andrew Jackson Jihad - Cigarettes»

Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer,
From smoking too many cigarettes.
But I must confess that he did quite profess
To being the coolest motherfucker I ever met.

That's 'cause smoking makes you cool,
And smoking makes you rule.
So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke
And you'll be the most popular kid in school.
The coolest kid in school.

Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles,
But I haven't gotten anywhere.
And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash,
But I'm still just broke as when I started.

But that's OK because smoking makes you cool,
And smoking makes you rule.
So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke
And you'll be the most popular kid in school-
But only if you smoke Parliament.