Текст песни «Splodgenessabounds - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps»

two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please*
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
I'll have some pickled onions
And a little bit of cheese please.
Thank you.

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Eh. two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
And i've got all the right money
And all that please.
Thank you.
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Oi! two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Ay! two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
I've been here half hour
And i'm getting very thirsty!


Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Over here!
Oi! two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Why won't you serve me?

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please.
Two pints of lager
Listen i'm getting impatient john!

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.
Two pints of lager and a packet of
(time gentlemen please!)
And a packet of crisps.

Oh. ooh.