Текст песни «Наив - Apple Pie & Honey Kvas»

Mommy baked an apple pie
Sayin "Hush, my baby, don"t you cry now"
Eva Braun is next to you,
Welcome to the friggin" zoo!

I don"t want your apple pie
I"ll get heavy, I won"t fly
If I eat too much of it
Uncle Sam will make me shit.

Daddy made a mug of kvas
Kremlin angels made all that jazz
CIA & KGB
Fast food service stuffed in me.

I don"t want your kvas or pie
Apple pie that mommy cooked
Honey kvas that daddy brewed
Now I know that I will puke.

I can"t not dig what"s that all about
Some people eat-they never doubt
Some people serve bad fish for the rest
But I know for sure they"ll be under arrest.

I don"t want your honey kvas
I don"t want your apple pie
"Cause I know that I"ll go gas
"Cause I know that I will die.