Текст песни «Danny Kaye - Tongue Twisters»

Everybodys heard of Peter Piper
And the peck of pickled peppers that he picked
Thats such a silly simple childrens game
It hasnt even got a name
But Id like to bet that itll trip you
And I bet youre gonna have to say youre licked
If Peter Piper you pronounce with ease
Then twist your tongue around these
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For Moses he knowses his toeses arent roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be
Thats tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Now Kissle will whistle at busty Miss. Russell
Wholl rustle and bustle till Kissle will roar
So Russell asked Axle for Kissles dismissal
And thisll teach Kissle to whistle no more
Thats tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till you twist your tongue
Tito and Tato were tattooed in total
But Toto was only tattooed on his toe
So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed
But Tito said Totos tattoo wouldnt show
Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble
But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum
Said Theda if Thoras not thumping her thimble
I think that she surely is thumping her thumb
Thats tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses
And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives
When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar
Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives
Heda is hoping to hop to Tahiti
To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat
Now Heda has hundreds of hats on her hatrack
So how can a hop to Tahiti help that
Snobby Miss. Nora is sniffing her snuffer
The snuffers no sniffing it makes Nora sneeze
When Snyda lets Nort know his Nora is sneezing
She snappily snorts Noras sneezing a breeze
Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
And shes not so sure of what she should be selling
Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes
Thats tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist you want to try a lisp
Then step up mister and twist your tongue
Twista felt Twister was trying to whistle
But Twister had twisted his tongue