Текст песни «Garfunkel And Oates - Weed Card»

everyone knows marijuana's dangerous*
And medical pot is really strong
That's why it's so hard in california
To get your weed card
Unless something's really wrong
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor
It's a long shot but i gotta try
She hands me a list of all the ailments
I can have to qualify
Can't believe what i am reading
This is just what i've been needing
A government supply
To get legally high

Weed card that's what i need
Hardly ever okay always
But it's not an addiction
'cause my doctor gave me a prescription
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You can get your card for having headaches bad dreams or anxiety
Propensity for drugs or alcohol anorexia or obesity
Too fat too thin either way you win
Carpal tunnel syndrome color blindness
St-st-stuttering t-t-tooth decay
Fatigue depression motion sickness

Impotence or tmj
You can smoke to quit cigarettes
For asthma or motherfucking tourette's
It's a dream come true
There's nothing pot can't do

Weed card that's what i need
Hardly ever okay always
But it's not an addiction
'cause my doctor gave me a prescription

Got back pain need mary jane
Can't handle this need cannabis
Got a stomach ache gotta wake and bake
Have an injury need tch
Get fucked up for your hyperhydrosis
Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis
It's not a crime it's 420 time

Weed card that's what i need
Hardly ever okay always
But it's not an addiction
'cause my doctor gave me a prescription