Текст песни «Back Of The Class - My Mom's On Facebook»

You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooookaa..)
Whyaad you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come trueaa
my mom just friended me!

Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered aa"Youaave Got Mail.aa
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted aa"laundry failaa (aacause now)aa

CHORUS
My momaas on Facebook.
She found a new way to nag me.
My momaas on Facebook.
Comments whenever friends tag me.
My momaas on Facebook.
She only got it to stalk me.
My momaas on Facebook.
My childhood photos cock-block me.

My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
youaall never get it right.
And gifting me some sexy lips
donaat mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on adding all my friends,
they just think sheaas a jokeaa
except for Steve who says that sheaas
a mom heaad like to poke. (Sheaas a M.I.L.P.!)

Mama read my 25 Things
and each and every note.

Now she knows I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new pages every day
from aa"hugsaa to aa"Will and Grace.aa
Itaas getting to the point Iaall have to
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)

Wrote in my status,
aa"boss is keeping me at work.aa
Mom responded, aa"now I see
why you told me heaas a jerk.aa
My boss saw it and fired me
and momaas the reason why.
Now Iaam starving and Iaam lonely
and Iaam probably gonna dieaa (because)

CHORUS
My momaas on Facebook.
Now Iaave gotta watch every word.
My momaas on Facebook.
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My momaas on Facebook.
Posted a public reminderaa
My momaas on Facebook.
aathat I came out her vagina!

My momaas on Facebook.
Invited me to my cousinaas communion.
My momaas on Facebook.
Itaas like a family reunion.
My momaas on Facebook.
Iaam trying not to be bitteraa
My momaas on Facebook.
aabut she just found me on Twitter!

My mom, your mom, his mom, Steveaas momaa all moms!
Theyaare all on Facebook.