Текст песни «Ice-T - 99.Problems»

Artist: ICE T
Transciptted by hear, by: LSlasher [SLT] with a huge help from Ford Prefect

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Yeah last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me why didn't do no sex dances shit
but this year I went to maimi and got my nigger from two lives brother martins
in the house

yea I am the motherfuckin nigger
yeah, we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
always nigger has his girl problem
mart, ah, tell'em man, tell'em
lemme tell you what time is it..

I got a whore from the east
got a whore from the west
got a whore that likes to jack it off
and rubb it in her chest
I got a whore from the north
a whore from the south
a whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair
a bitch with none
a bitch with a knife
a bitch with a gun
a bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set
and there is a bitch over there
hey the one I am gonna get
but yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
no sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I fuck em all and leave em on the culrve
I got a bitch with a mic
who like perfector link
who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
got a bitch with tits
a bitch with ass
a bitch with none
but hey I give her the best

but I love em all I love em crazily
and they love me back thats why they stay with me
so if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
hit it

no a bitch ain't one

I got a bitch thats old
a bitch who is new
a bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who is fat
a bitch who is built
a bitch that all her titties give up her milk
I got a bitch who is funny
a bitch who ain't
a bitch who can sing
a bitch who can't
a bitch who love fuckin on the airplane
I even got a bitch off soul train [not for sure]
I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins
long ends
I got a bitch who is broke as a bomb
but she is the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano
a bitch who don't
a bitch who dances naked
a bitch who won't
a bitch who's short
a bitch who's tall
a bitch who burns my pager with priority calls

and I love em all I love em crazily
and they love me back thats why they stay with me
so if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
hit me

yo martins you from miami man,
why won't you show those motherfuckers all the over the world
that two lives style of how a bitch is threated
motherfucker a nigger like you

I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one
I am going not to threat any whores
cause I don't need none of em
push them to temptation
ditch to persuasion
all the whores suck cock
nigger how you play em
thats why I don't sleep with em
I just phreak on em
dig the dick in their mouth
take it out
and I sky on them
that nigger that white nighter
the bitch exciter
I only love my whores when I go up inside em
problem number one is gettin money
I rather take the green than sit the honey
so don't excpect none
cause I ain't offering
and I go hunting my bitch cause I ain't softening
cause I never never softening
pulling demands on em
fuckin em and scream on them
the wham bamb thank you mam
the game is ran on em
so fuck how you feel
you are fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill
getting pussy is just another expence
your pussy pays the bills
the dick pays the rent
I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

ha!
you martins my motherfuckin you got problems man ?
a bitch ain't one
ah shit
lemme tell you how to do that shit

I got a bitch that loves to gink
she'll fuck you
after she fucks me
I got a bitch who loves both
I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a bitch that's fast
a bitch that's slow
a bitch that is a virgin
and a bitch that is a hoe
a bitch that lies
a bitch that trues
a bitch who is a man
because they are bitches too
I got a bitch that is cool
a bitch that is hut
a bitch who loves rap
a bitch who loves rock
a bitch who is lost
and one who know what is that
she gets right in front of me
and posses like a cat

I got a bitch that runs
I got a bitch that walks
I got a bitch that yells
I got a bitch who talk
I got a bitch that is dirty
a bitch that is neat
I got a super farm bitch that I am not gonna swap me

but I love em all I love em crazily
and they love me back thats why they stay with me
so if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
hit me

no a bitch ain't one
ah, you know a bitch ain't one
you know what I am saying
I got problems my motherfuckin rent martins
but a bitch ain't one
maybe got yourself nothing man
fucking
ragging
spanking
assholes nigger
a bitch ain't one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
with the police tryin to take them out
you know
but a bitch ain't one
got problems motherfuckers
buying my records
but a bitch ain't one
fuck em all
[fuck em motherfucker]
you know what I am saying
a bitch ain't one
got problems man
[all of motherfuckers kiss my motherfuckin ass]

... [feeds out with unknown fuckin rap words]

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