Текст песни «Example - Girl Can't Dance»

Yes you're really gorgeous
Very nearly flawless
But why didn't your ma' teach you to dance.
Yes you're really gorgeous
Your arse should win awards yeah.
Why didn't your ma' teach you to dance (Yo).

Jennifer skin was like cinnamon
Took her for dinner and then to the cinema
One week still hadn't been with her
Took her out clubbin' that's when I knew
Soon as she wiggled it all seemed familiar
Kerry and Lydia did somethin similar
I've heard a rule a line you should tread
If she can't dance she's rubbish in bed!

Slow down pretty
Girl can you dance?
You might be witty
Now Girl can you dance?
I'm glad your with me
Now Girl can you dance?
It's such a pity
Girl you can't dance.

Yes you really gorgeous
Very nearly flawless
But why didn't your ma' teach you to dance.
Yes you're really gorgeous
Your arse should win awards yeah.
Why didn't your ma' teach you to dance (Ah ha).
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You might have the chat and the batty to match
I'm looking good when you're sat in my lap
Your body is banging I'm happy with that
But you ain't got rhythm and that is a fact
Spillin' your drink steppin' on toes
A pussy cat doll you're not NO!
Nobodys perfect now look at my lips
But you need some lessons in shaking your hips

Slow down pretty
Girl can you dance?
You might be witty
Now Girl can you dance?
I'm glad your with me
Now Girl can you dance?
It's such a pity
Girl you can't dance.

Watch your glass
Watch your feet
Pay some attention to what's in the beat
Watch your feet
Watch your glass
Watch the way you shake that shake that shake that shake that shake...

You walk the walk and talk the talk
Know how to use a knife and fork
You smell just like a girl should smell
Mademoiselle by Channel
Tick all the boxes except for one
It's pretty important 'cause this is a lot
The dancing box that's where it's at
Cause if you got rhythym your good in the Sack

Slow down pretty
Girl can you dance?
You might be witty
Now Girl can you dance?
I'm glad your with me
Now Girl can you dance?
It's such a pity
Girl you can't dance.

Slow down pretty
Girl can you dance?
You might be witty
Now Girl can you dance?
I'm glad your with me
Now Girl can you dance?
It's such a pity
Girl you can't dance.