Тексты песен «Adam Kay»
Adam Kay - Always Look On The Bright Side
When you're staying in St. Peter's, in a room that has no heaters, You could think about your life and get upset. You're in shit accomodation, and you can't do cannulation And you're 37,000 in debt But always look on...
Adam Kay - London Underground
Some people might like to get a train to work Or drive in in a Beamer or a merc, Some guys like to travel in by bus, But I can't be bothered with the fuss today I'm going to take my bike, Coz once again the Tube's on...
Adam Kay - Menstrual Rag
Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and nag, You go five days without a shag There's no cunnilingus You can only...
Adam Kay - Mr Burton
Here's my long case Behind the curtain. It's Mr Burton. He's 64. He has chest pain, Crushing in nature. It radiates to His arm and jaw. This pains been getting worse since Wednesday (A-o-ah) And GTN spray (A-ah) Has...
Adam Kay - Natural State
A couple of weeks ago now The kids had a big surprise. They turned on the cartoon network And couldn't believe their eyes. The animals on the cartoons Have left the screens and escaped They wandered the streets and they...
Adam Kay - Nothing At All
It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor, We pulled and you came back to mine for some more. Your skirt ended...
Adam Kay - Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin
Paracetomoxyfrusebendroneomycin, It's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin! Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay Um-diddle-iddle-iddle-um-diddle-ay...
Adam Kay - Snippets
I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when my laptop crashes I can't even press control-alt-delete Cos I've got one...
Adam Kay - The Drug Song
There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine There's...
Adam Kay - Your Baby
Can you see, that's baby's heart beating there on the monitor. And look there are it's little arms and it's little legs. Um, I'm not quite sure what that bit is, no. Your baby's got a flattened nose A widened gap...