Тексты песен «Adam Kay & Suman Biswas»

I feel so unsure, As I cut you up, I wonder what's that nerve for. What does this bit do? I get so confused. I'm very sorry Mr Smith, I've got some dreadful news. You're never gonna walk again, I just cut your spinal...

Some people might like to get a train to work, or drive in in a beamer or a merc. Some guys like to travel in by bus But I can't be bothered with the fuss today, I'm gonna take my bike, 'cause once again the tube's on...

When you're staying in St. Peter's, in a room that has no heaters, You could think about your life and get upset. You're in shit accomodation, and you can't do cannulation And you're Ј37,000 in debt But always look on...

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and nag, You go five days without a shag There's no cunnilingus You can only...

Here's my long case Behind the curtain. It's Mr Burton. He's 64. He has chest pain, Crushing in nature. It radiates to His arm and jaw. This pains been getting worse since Wednesday (A-o-ah) And GTN spray (A-ah)...

This is a national service announcement for all men If you go to Bolton If you go to Manchester Or crewe Newcastle, or Scarborough York, or Scunthorp, Bradford, Barnsley too Or Grimsby Listen up to what we have to say...

It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor, We pulled and you came back to mine for some more. Your skirt ended...

Hello, Thankyou for listening, My name is Adam Kay (and my name is Suman Biswas) This Album is sponcered by smaxo glith klein, who have asked us to say a few words about their new drug, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,...

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I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when my laptop crashes I can't even press control-alt-delete Cos I've got one...

A couple of weeks ago now The kids had a big surprise. They turned on the cartoon network And couldn't believe their eyes. The animals on the cartoons Have left the screens and escaped They wandered the streets and they...

There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline, Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin, Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine There's...

Can you see, that's baby's heart beating there on the monitor. And look there are it's little arms and it's little legs. Um, I'm not quite sure what that bit is, no. Your baby's got a flattened nose A widened gap...