Тексты песен «Alcoholocaust»

excess is key - yes, excess for me - i'm livin' large and livin' hard, won't hear complaints from me - when life gets me down, you won't see me frown - 'cuz i know the place i need to be -- at the boone saloon - where...

a bunch'a white boys, ain't got no bling-bling - 'cuz Cristal sucks, man, we only drink Yuengling - i take a step back with my two left feet - i dance like a spaz and i can't keep a beat - 'cuz i'm white, ch'all, that's...

i met a girl, she had a tail - and some horns and it really turned me on - it's plain to see - it paints a picture - of me and her miserably ever after -- i know you're bad for me - you make me sing with the devil's...

if you don't expect too much from me, then i won't let you down - sometimes it's hard to breathe 'cuz i'm too busy actin' like a clown - people don't seem to like me, they think i'm rude, they say i'm crude - can't even...

i love good times like these - makes me want to drink some beer - this joint is hot tonight - won't you make some noise in here -- raise your glass and knock one back - now rinse and repeat - raise your glass and knock...

it all started just like this, my girlfriend walked in on my dad takin' a whizz, man - she came back sreamin' "hey boy, why isn't yours as big as his?" - now i stand here in a state of shock 'cuz my girlfriend's gonna...

i get drunk - everyday - and it's all just for fun - i take a sip and then i - take a chug and then i - slam that whole damn thing down - then i bump up a little bit - tune into my senses -and i'm acting like a clown -...

you live on my block, i know you've been around it - still i'm in shock (that girl's a whore - sorta like a hooker with no class) - but dude, she's hot! -- you're killing me with your history - loaded and cocked with...

i feel all used and tossed aside - like a rubber on a loveless night - a warm body for you to hold - i feel just like your sex toy - 'cuz i'm in the drawer for weeks at times - and then you use me to make you smile -...

my beard is soft to touch - let's stay in bed all day - the kama sutra's got nothin' on us - i like the way that you taste -- the children are in school - my breath is like toothpaste - your flesh is sweet, and wet, and...

sittin' in the hot tub and sippin' champagne - the sun is comin' up and we're high on cocaine - i got a lot to say but it don't make sense - been grindin' my teeth 'til my face is tense - sneakin' to the bathroom,...