Тексты песен «Apologetix»

He Really Got Mad Parody of "You Really Got Me" performed by the Kinks and Van Halen and written by Ray Davies and "Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love" performed by Van Halen and written by Eddie Van Halen, Alex Van Halen,...

Do some good works and lead a good life. Always go to church and try to be really nice, really nice. Say a couple prayers and finally when you die, Go to Saint Peter, tell him, Let me come inside, I really tried...

Hell! I read about it Hell! Lots of people doubt it Hell! They'd better read some more Hell! When I was younger so much dumber than today I never even read the Bible - Hell seemed far away But I found the way to...

Well, He was comin' down the road Windin' through Jericho They had everyone in town in line Folks along the road Made movement kind of slow We wanted them to step aside Make way for Jesus, make way for Jesus Down...

(This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles) From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census, I was from Bethlehem Up above from a distance a star was giving me light My wife...

I never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler I'm tired of losin' all the time, man But sin keeps sendin' my defenses reelin' And this is how You rewind me This is how You rewind me up when...

I never made it as a lineman I couldn't cut it as a Pittsburgh Steeler I'm tired of lonsin' all the time, man But sin keeps sendin' my defenses reelin' And this is how You rewind me This is how You rewind me up...

Want to read more! Well, see, in Acts 17 The dudes were known as Bereans And they read the Book Each day when Paul was there Now all of them are our brothers 'Cause they saw the answer there Well, 1 Pete, 3:15 Tells me...

Risin' up that's what He said It's my time let's commence this In 3 days I will be back from the dead There's a plan to fulfill in the line So many times He talked in the past About His passion and His glory Just...

I saw him standin' there writin' letters to me I knew he once had been a proud Pharisee His faith was kind of strong In God's favorite Son And I could tell he didn't belong in prison with me, yeah me Yeah, I could...

Parody of "I'm Eighteen" by Alice Cooper (Titus 3:5, Ephesians 2:8-9) I fall on my face and hands The last ball knocked me on the ground "Find us a hitter," they shout in the stands I'm annoying all the fans I made...

Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh....... You are much higher ' I want inside there Beneath heaven I pray ' I want in that place But we are two worlds apart ' You speak to my heart Then You say, "I want in that place"...

Parody of "I'll Be There for You" by The Rembrandts (John 14) So Jesus told His disciples, I'm gonna go away But where I go you know. They all cried, Please explain. He said, You've all been stuck in second grade If...

I thought God was only Jewish fairy tales Meant for someone else with lots more faith all my doubts oppressed me'but that's the way it stayed Till a voice said, "Honey, call My name" Then I got His...

When I bake stuff with the dough I'm gonna knead I'm gona be the man who makes some bread for you When I go out in a boat up on the sae I'm gonna need a net and row a long way too If I catch some fish that float...

[Parody of "I've Got A Tiger By The Tail" by Buck Owens] Ive got Elijah fightin Baal its plain to see I know I aint much, but you-know-Whos with me You choose your way, but youll learn, and I wont fail And it looks...

Well, the atheists and the agnostics know But they don't wanna listen to their conscience, though Man was made by God; everybody knew it Some ignore it, some deny it; Gehenna knows they're coming Always pleading...

Parody of "Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots (Romans 10:9,13) Sung to Interstate Love Song by STP (Romans 10:9,13) Feelin like theres someone after you? Dont run away from Jesus Christ ... tonight Feelin...

Little ditty 'bout Iraq & Iran Two very ancient kingdoms growin' up near the Holy Land Iraq it used to be a superpower Known as Babylon, that's the scene of that big tower Babylon was really strong but over time would...

Little ditty 'bout Iraq & Iran Two very ancient kingdoms growin' up near the Holy Land Iraq it used to be a superpower Known as Babylon, that's the scene of that big tower Babylon was really strong but over time...