Тексты песен «Ass Ponys»

They were eighteen and twenty-four He told her he had been to war She loved him from the minute that he spoke She took him in he had her pegged She took a razor to her leg You could hardly read it through the blood...

They removed the 81 per cent What about the 19 they didn't get She comes to give me something for the pain Slaps my arm to help her find a vein I love you, i love you As my habit forms the morphine drips Lean on...

You've got your own thing But it's not happening You've got your own place But that's not where it's at It's not happening That's not where it's at You're like a race car With all the tires flat You look like...

There are thirteen headless turtles Hanging on a line Their severed heads would snap a stick And break your finger pretty quick The blood is draining from their necks And out into the grass The flies are buzzing...

So they found your brother's john boat And they filled it up with fish And your brother didn't find it for a week And you said that you could smell it From a hundred yards away And that you helped him dump it in...

Poor woman the people exclaimed When julia pastrana was first shown They marveled and pitied her fate Covered with dark hair from top to toe But she was of exceptional mind And a suitor soon asked for her hand She...

The same sun shone through the window glass The table was set with the good plates You came down in your new easter dress And he smiled when he said your name He called you kitten Who knows if you were right or...

Poor old john carradine Before he met his maker He got to play a part That stands the test of time Shouting he held aloft The miracle elixir The townspeople ran him off And the sunlight took his eyes If you...

The grass needs mowin' It's thick and overgrown The weeds grow tall Around Lake Brenda I hit the juice Puts gravel in my goose It helps me fall Into Lake Brenda I odn't know if I miss it More than I miss you It's hard...

Last night it snowed Powdered sugar cedars lined the road They looked good enough to eat But I don't think I would I can't imagine that they'd taste too good A blanket white At least it was when it came down last...

Pissing on a camp fire With the morning coming close Breaking empty bottles And laughing at the ghosts Laughing Sitting in the evening In a cluster on the porch Recounting, man, we're spinning And laughing at...

Pissing on a camp fire With the morning coming close Breaking empty bottles And laughing at the ghosts Laughing Sitting in the evening In a cluster on the porch Recounting, man, we're spinning And laughing at...

Little Bastard All fish-belly white Wears gym trunks And a tank-top shirt When his grandma Sees him playing with a knife She says, "Put that down, You're gonna get hurt." CHORUS And she calls him Little Bastard And...

It's morning and I'm awake My soul's been chosen not to take I feel like I've been asleep for years Rolling out of bed It's midday, it's afternoon Seems like it's gotten here too soon I'm still in my underwear...

Robots coming through the corn Magnus, sir lancelot reborn For you he lays it on the line For you defending human kind Built a little wider magnus, robot fighter Robots up around the bend Magnus, with you until...

the storm was blowing from the south the blood was running from your mouth i recall the music playing couldn't hear what you were saying the cat was howling, yowling, wanting out you may not believe me baby, when...

On the news today They ran her picture twice They found her in a shallow stream Half frozen in the ice You listen to the rain From your room all day It continues raining It will wash it all away No dope, no...

He was born to a whore On a flophouse floor They held him up and he cried Said have you ever heard A sound so sore Said not since superman died She cursed and hit And denied him tit 'til he grew and ate her...

I know damn well the weeds are growing In the yard I realize that it need mowing But it's too hard No matter what they say Nothing starts today Last week your cyber girl went missing From her room Befriending...

I can be your supersize You can be my only Onion rings or curly fries Quarter pounder skip the salad bar Please don't kick my busted heart too far I can be your oppenheim You can be my only Trying to think of...