Тексты песен «Atom And His Package»


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Atom And His Package - Friend, Please Stop Smoking

You're too old and too smart Not to listen to Captain And I am too old and safe Not to stick my big mouth in. So stop it already And just think of something else And if you get really skinny and weird You got...

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Atom And His Package - Going To Georgia

The most remarkable thing about coming home to you Is the feeling of being in motion again, It's the most extraordinary thing in the world. I have two big hands And a heart pumping blood And a 1967 Colt .45 With a...

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Atom And His Package - Happy Birthday Ralph

alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak... you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are you're in love with every woman from tyler you went...

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Atom And His Package - Hats Off To Halford

when you think of a metal head, tell me what comes to mind? well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet? a guy who is evolutionary one step behind, well when rob halford came out of the closet, it may have not been a...

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Atom And His Package - He Kissed Me (Dancy Pants Version)

This is a song about who kissed me on the face... It was new years eve and i was, All but weary, And then my girl, she decided to smooch Mary With no one to smooch I would not be caught dead And into the picture...

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Atom And His Package - He Kissed Me (Nice And Ez)

this is a song about who kissed me on the face... it was new years eve and i was, all but weary, and then my girl, she decided to smooch Mary with no one to smooch I would not be caught dead and into the picture...

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Atom And His Package - He Kissed Me (Rock Version)

it was new year's eve and i was all but wary. then my girl she decided to smooch mary. no one to smooch i would not be caught dead. then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg. he kissed me. oh yeah yeah,...

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Atom And His Package - Head Of Septa, Nose Of Me

i know. i could have been dead. my nose swelled up to the size of my head. the fucking gate, man, that shit was half lowered. i did not see it, so i put my gear in forward. and the lights that came, were...

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Atom And His Package - I Am Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little hole. It was cheapish and we split and we're fixing it up. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks. I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks. And I...

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Atom And His Package - I'm Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroy

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little hole. It was cheapish and we split and we're fixing it up. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks. I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks. And I...

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Atom And His Package - I'm Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Ju

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little home. It was cheap and we split and we're fixing it up. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks. I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks. And I am...

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Atom And His Package - I'm Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroy With Just A Hammer

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little hole. It was cheapish and we split and we're fixing it up. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks. I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks. And I...

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Atom And His Package - I'm Downright Amazed At What I Can Destroya.

Me and Jan and Brian bought a pretty little hole. It was cheapish and we split and we're fixing it up. So Mr. Sokol does everything rewires, fixes cracks. I can only break walls, moves stuff, and get snacks. And I...

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Atom And His Package - I, Professional Gambler

I have a strategy I don't think I have to get a real job That didn't work But I am confident That I am favored with overwhelming odds. It is a system It is straight mathematics I need no more then 320 bucks. If...

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Atom And His Package - If You Own The Washington Redskins, You're A Cock

If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock Lyrics I like sports There are some things I force myself to miss like I never met an athlete I like and hockey in Texas when it comes to native American nickname...

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Atom And His Package - Intro

*speaking* Uhh so, hi! Thank you very very much for many things, Thanks. Umm, thanks for clapping now. Thanks. Umm, first of All thank you for sticking around through the nastieness that Is in this room, and uhh...

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Atom And His Package - Intro (Live)

*speaking* Uhh so, hi! Thank you very very much for many things, thanks. Umm, thanks for clapping now. Thanks. Umm, first of all thank you for sticking around through the nastieness that is in this room, and uhh...

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Atom And His Package - It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Lib

this guy jeb is from outer space. he showed me a smelly peacock and he peeled off his face. so i confronted him, before he could hide. he looked nervous and asked "atom, wanna go on a space ride?" the...

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Atom And His Package - Karpathia

i know i'm ready! i'm predictable likea western spaghetti. i'm sure...i bet. i'd like to go 'cause i'm late but i haven't even started yet. my life: i wake up at dawn. i got my shiny black pants, and my...

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Atom And His Package - Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not Using The Metric System

12 inches per foot two pints per quart why don't we make it easy? The English system of measurement must relate to history. We can use units of 10 and convert with ease like all the other countries. I am in command yes...