Тексты песен «Avenue Q»
Avenue Q - Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? Kate Monster: Sure! Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? Kate Monster: Uh huh. Princeton: Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster...
Avenue Q - Fantasies Come True
Rod: It sure can get lonely at night. Nicky, you awake? Nicky: Uh Is that a unicorn? Rod: Uh. He's talking in his sleep again Nicky: No I'll wear the purple shoes at... who painted the kitten? Rod: Maybe I...
Avenue Q - For Now
PRINCETON: Why does everything have to be so hard? GARY COLEMAN: Maybe you'll never find your purpose. CHRISTMAS EVE: Lots of people don't. PRINCETON: But then- I don't know why I'm even alive! KATE MONSTER:...
Avenue Q - I Wish I Could Go Back To College
KATE MONSTER: I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. NICKY: What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! PRINCETON: I wish I could go back to college. In...
Avenue Q - I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
Brian: I'm not wearing underwear today, No im not wearing underwear today Not that you probably care Much about my underwear Still none the less i gotta say That im not wearing underwear today Christmas Eve:...
Avenue Q - If You Were Gay
ROD Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this? NICKY Oh,hi Rod! ROD Hi Nicky. NICKY Hey Rod, you'll...
Avenue Q - Mix Tape
Kate Monster: Princeton. He likes me. I think he likes me. Does does he 'like me' like me, Like I like him? Will we be friends, Or something more? I think he's interested, But I'm not sure. Come in!...
Avenue Q - My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada
ROD Ohhhh... I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her, My girlfriend who lives in Canada! Her name is Alberta She live in...
Avenue Q - Purpose
Princeton: Purpose. It's that little flame That lights a fire Under your ass. Ha! Purpose. It keeps you going strong Like a car with a full Tank of gas. Everyone else has a purpose, So what's mine? Oh...
Avenue Q - Schadenfreude
Gary: Right now you are down and out And feelin' really crappy. Nikki: I'll say. Gary: And when I see how sad you are, It sorta makes me happy. Nikki: Happy? Gary: Sorry Nikki. Human nature- Nothing I...
Avenue Q - School For Monsters Money Song (Reprise)
Christmas Eve: How much do we get? Princeton: Boy, it's not very much at all, is it? Brian: Never say never, Princeton, there's still One more person we have to hit up! Trekkie Monster: NO! NO! NO! Go away...
Avenue Q - Special
LUCY I can make you feel special. When it sucks to be you. Let me make you feel special. For an hour or two. Your life's a routine that repeats each day. No one cares who you are or what you say. And...
Avenue Q - Tear It Up And Throw It Away
Kate: Oh Nicky, Nicky, bad news. Nicky: What's the matter Kate? Kate: I can't go with you to the Phish concert at the Aquarium. Nicky: Oh no, I was looking forward to that! Kate: Me too. Nicky: Oh,...
Avenue Q - The Avenue Q Theme
THE COMPANY The sun is shining, It's a lovely day, a perfect morning for a kid to play, but you've got lots of bills to pay -- what can you do? You work real hard and the pay's real low and ev'ry hour goes...
Avenue Q - The Internet Is For Porn
KATE The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER For porn KATE I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait TREKKIE For porn KATE Huh? There's always some new site, TREKKIE For porn! I browse...
Avenue Q - The Money Song
Nicky: Help the homeless! Help the homeless! Ooh! Hey Princeton! Give me a quarter! Here in my hat! Come on, Princeton! It's as easy as that! Helping others brings you Closer to God. So give me a quarter.....
Avenue Q - The More You Ruv Someone
KATE Why can't people get along and love each other Christmas Eve? CHRISTMAS Ha! You tink gedding arong same as ruvving? Sometimes ruv - right where you hating most Kate Monster KATE Huh? CHRISTMAS The more...
Avenue Q - There's A Fine Fine Line (Reprise) What Do You D
Kate Monster: The Monsterssori School...I don't even know where to start! Christmas Eve: Do you know who get idea and collect All the money and buy building for you? Kate Monster: Was it you? Christmas Eve:...
Avenue Q - There's A Fine, Fine Line
KATE MONSTER There's a fine, fine line between a lover, and a friend. There's a fine, fine line between reality, and pretend; And you never know 'til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb. There's a...
Avenue Q - There's Life Outside Your Apartment
Brian: Princeton! Princeton: Yeah. Brian: Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks. What's up with that? Princeton: I went to work for a temp agency, and they fired me for being too depressing on the...