Тексты песен «Basedow»

I'm sitting in my room with a pretty girl. I think she wants to have some sex, but it's time I let her know.. Baby I need 6 minutes alone. She seems upset but she doesn't understand I care more about my abs then I do...

Pump that iron, jerk that shaft. Do a little Basedow dance. Breathe in, breathe out. Move all about. Pick up your head and shout. C'mon now people. Clap your hands, move your feet, dance along to the Basedow beat...

(C. Farr) My name is John, and I'm here to make fitness simple in a easy way! I started in slums, eatin with the bums, till one night I had a sight and I heard a voice that said to me, Basedow you must be FAT FREE!!!...

You don't know what it's like to have this defect like I. I'm always getting picked on, and the second I hear "Hey John" I know it's coming. It's so hard to move because it's so heavy. It's hard to keep it from...

I have a buddy, his name is Kane! He walks around in a hockey mask. I'm pretty sure he's insane. He enjoys long walks on the beach, and likes to hold hands with some guy named Cheech. Kane has this problem. He's...

I remember a long time ago, I robbed a bank. According to my Joe, I went to slow. I had to pay the price and I was thrown in jail, and I had to have my mommy post my bail. I got busted. So very busted. The bars in the...

Oh my fuckin' god!! What a sight you are! God damn you're so big and fat. Oh man, I can't believe you just ate a rat!! Fuckin' christ man!! You fat fuck, you fat fuck I bet you drive a big dump truck! Holy shit you're...

Hey you! Big guy in the clouds! I'm so sick of being a weak, and so sick of being plain. Give me some muscle to help ease my pain! Hey you! Big guy in the ground give me something round and something I can pound, oh...

Have you ever wondered why your belly hung over your fly? Have you ever asked yourself "Hey, am I fat?" Well if you were a smarter man, you would have realized that the answer is "yes" Now i'm here to help you out my...

It's been a while Since I could... Hold my dick up high It's been a while Since I first saw poo It's been a while Since I could stand on my own penis again And it's been a while Since I could shit on you And everything...

Love is like my videos because sometimes you have to pay for it. Love is like my videos because it can sometimes leave you in tears. Love is like my videos because sometimes it gets caught in a machine of pain. Love...

*WARNING* This is not a song. It is Basedow's life story. It is included on the album "6 Minutes Alone". "I remember when I was small little boy, my parent's, they loved me so. I always got what I wanted from them...