Тексты песен «Blacker»


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Blacker - 100,000,000

Wishes in the world are what everyone would wish for And then imagine what would happen if we got just that Would we waste it? (yeah) Would we taste it? (erm, it depends) Would I be racist (I don't know) We'd be...

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Blacker - An Annoying Song

I know a very annoying song I think i'll sing it Ok heres how it goes Dum de dee Dum de daa Dum de dee La da da Oooh yeah Really annoying Um um um um la dee da Um um um um la dee da Um um um um la dee da...

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Blacker - Can't Stop Thinking

He dosen't think what he's gonna do All that can stop him is just me and you I always knew I couldn't count on you But this time I'm gonna have to trust you This is cat, the little rat He's taking it out on me How...

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Blacker - Complications

You're so fine but you don't know The things that I make up about you It's kind of weird and you're always confusing You say things in the morning Take it back in the evening You tell me that you love me But two...

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Blacker - Didn't You Know?

You have the wrong point of view I had a picture of you but I burned it It was a mistake but my life was at stake There's things you don't know about me Did you know I was gay Did you know I get no pay Or that...

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Blacker - Druggie

1,2,3 Do you know where you are? Or when you're comin' back You seem kind of lost You must be f***ed on crack You smoke it all and you sniff the rest And don't you love your yellow pill Your skin is pierced,...

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Blacker - Fake Tan

Hey Jimmy What? What? What? Hey Jimmy What What What Your Girlfriend is some loser How? Well you see, It comes down to this (attempted rap) Jimmy is a dick and his girlfriend is a prick She used to be a tranny...

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Blacker - Hey Guys, I'm Sorry

Dear mom i'm sorry for being such an ass I killed the cat i broke your glass I'm sorry i'm such a pain in the neck Nobody's perfect but what the heck I'm sorry that i didn't pay attention I'm sorry that I'm on...

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Blacker - I Hate Your Mother

I hate your mother she's such a f***ing bitch I'd love to kick her, see her suffer, little prick I hate her i hate her Don't you hate her too? Oh, and by the way I hate your daddy's guts too You're all just a big...

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Blacker - I'll Be Back

You might have gotten away this time But you better brace yourselves because I"LL BE BACK Yeah i'm gonna do my time Then come back to you all I'm gonna kick the living hell out of all of you Remember kids, live...

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Blacker - Is My Hair Ok?

I got a date tonight My date looks cool, so shall I I did the most I could do to make myself cool Except one major problem I need a freaking haircut I sprint into town all the places' closed Don't know what i'll...

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Blacker - Jacked Up

Hey mofo Sup brotha' Comin' to the disco tonight Yeah I'm bringin' a whore Cool where'd you get her Shop You bought her? $6.99 Man is she good Don't know yet Can I ride her No Why not She's mine Fuck you...

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Blacker - My Bottle Of Beer's Empty

Steady up boy don't go too fast Don't you know that tonight is gonna be a blast Or don't go too slow and don't use that tone We people are the guys of tomorrow Though our air is hell full of sorrow And we all use...

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Blacker - My Brother Is A Weirdo

My brother has no friends Cuz he acts a little dick He went up to some lads They just called him a prick He went home so sad that day He was in misery It's just too bad just really too bad That he's not as cool...

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Blacker - My Telly Is Broken

I've benn crying all night 'Cos i got a hell of a fright And I shouted out "shite!" My poor telly is broken It's gone, gone forever It'll never come back Im sure, (i'm sure..) My life is over because My poor...

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Blacker - Nobody Trusts You

You're so stupid You're so f***ing blind Just shut up let me blow your mind Nobody trusts you and it's no f***ing wonder You tell the whole freaking world Your mom is fat and your dad is too God help them,...

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Blacker - Nothing That Concerns You

I was talking to my mother We was talking to each other Then 10 minutes later you came by You asked us what was up We told you to shut up We said go home you inbred waster You said come on tell me please Dude,...

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Blacker - Prison Cell

I've done something bad I don't know what it is I've murdered somebody I know not who it is What happened? well, it isn't fair 'Cos I was drunk at the time The men in white suits No wait, not them The guards in...

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Blacker - She's Good Lookin'

One day I saw a hot momma I stood and stared and said "shomra" Her long brown hair Falling here to there And me just standing and staring 'cos Chorus She's good lookin' and I'll keep bookin' I need the right...

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Blacker - Shower Everyday, Folks

Yo dude What? you talking to me? Yeah you hairy mofo When was the last time you had a shower Well, er, I guess, um, a week ago? Oh come on man how old are you 30? 35? 40? You gotta shower everyday man! Look, I...