Тексты песен «Bo Burnham»

Grab a seat have something to eat help yourself its alright If you want a beer theyre over here But we only have coors light Try a chip with my homemade dip the stuff is out of sight Right before bed we'll shave your...

Hello patient 24682 Hey what's up? How are you feeling? I'm alright Has the treatment been working? No, not really What are your remaining symptoms? I hate myself, I'm not good with other people, I don't know if I'm...

Here he is our little Bundle of joy We did it honey it's a baby boy We'll love him and raise him, till he finally leaves us What should we name him? How about Adolf Little Adolf. He's growing up, like little boys do...

I love you like kings love queens Like a gay geneticist loves designer genes (jeans) I need you like New Orleans needs a drought Like Hitler's father needed to learn to pull out And I want you like a...

Men and women Men are like vows, cause they are easily broken Women are like cows, cause they both have vagina's Men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up Women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920...

Men and women Men are like vows, cause they are easily broken Women are like cows, cause they both have vagina's Men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up Women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920...

Men are like vows, 'cause they're easily broken Women are like cows, 'cause they both have vaginas. Men are like muzzles, 'cause they'll try to shut you up. Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920, neither had the...

One two three four People think I'm tall You probably do too Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe And a 16 shoe As tall as a tree But as wide as a twig To top it all off My wiener is...tiny My wiener is tiny...

Every time I go to dinner Seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner. I'll sit down at the breakfast table. I can talk, well they're not able. When I look at them I find. There's a single question on their mind. I...

Oh yes... im banging one tonight. oh hi that was someone...reliable. 1,2,3,4 Lets Do It What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way...

Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, and now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility. So I figure, if you can't beat...

I feel like hip-hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of Misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility So, I figure, if you can't beat 'em, join...

She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, They say that love is blind, well it's also deaf. Cause...

All the seats at the Sunday masses filled with the masses mass of asses, classes pass as fast as molasses, ceremonial reading glasses. Read a little bit of Leviticus, all the kids are a little too little for this,...

Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters. Umm, alright. Lets get right to it Who wants to start us off? How about you Chris?? Chris Cringle- Umm, alright. Hey, I'm Chris Cringle. I'm...

I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it. I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it. I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mom. But, more than all of that I love the fact...

(This is a song about how sad I am Just picture a depressed onion cutting himself.) I met a homeless man named Rich Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs I saw a diabetic kid...

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts. Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts. No if and's, and or but's. I fuck sluts. I fuck sluts. Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-suckin, You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt...

She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, They say that love is blind, well it's also deaf...

I wanted to be a physicist when I was younger, and I also wanted to be a comedian, but only one of those worked out, so I'd like to try to do both now in a bit that I call theoretical dick jokes. It goes like this: My...