Тексты песен «Bob And Tom»


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Bob And Tom - A Girl Like You

(1st Mans voice) I met you at a Pearl Jam concert. You stood up and began to dance. When I saw your great big knockers I gave you a standing ovation in my pants Who care about any better, there's something I, I like...

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Bob And Tom - Bad Pickup Lines

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye? My tool...

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Bob And Tom - Camel Toe

Your a beautiful girl And your pants are on so tight That when you stand just right I can see it all When your on the beach And your bikini's soaking wet I see a fuzzy silhouette As i look down below I see your camel...

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Bob And Tom - Condomnation

If I have a date and I think I'm gonna mount her, I go to the drugstore and head to the counter. I get what I need and I put it in my wallet. It's the same old thing no matter what you call it. A condom, A scrote...

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Bob And Tom - Enormous Penis

Whenever life get you down Keeps you wearing a frown And the gravy train has left you behind And when your all out of hope Down at the end of your rope And nobody's there to throw you a line If you ever get so low That...

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Bob And Tom - He Said She Said

(Ah Hahahahaha) She said, " You look handsome today dear." He heard, " I just bought something really expensive." (Crew laughs) He said, " Are you having an affair!?" She heard, " Cuz I am, and it's great!" (Crew...

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Bob And Tom - Mama Was A Hitman

I remember when I was 'bout 2 years old in a play pen on a grassy mole countin cars was some new schoolbooks Mr. Oswald said were ours Mama would take us to work and some Cuban held on our hand Mama was a Hitman We'd...

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Bob And Tom - Orange Barrels

"orange barrels orange barrels every where i see, orange barrels orange barrels looking back at me, look at larry, darryl, and darryl standing next to the orange barrel, looking back at me, they have signs that say...

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Bob And Tom - The Man Song

Ladies and Gentle man the man song! (He's the man, He's the man) (Crew Laughs) I don't take no crap from anyone else but you, I wear the pants around here when im finished with your laundry, Cause I'm a guy you don't...

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Bob And Tom - The Pussy Cat Song

1 2 3 4 1 my pussycat was scrathin' at my front door he scratched so hard poor pussy got sore SORE pussy sore pussy just a friendly little cat [friendly little cat] my pussycat was sittin' out on the front step it...

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Bob And Tom - The Woman Song

She's a woman She's a woman Ladies and gentleman, the woman song She's a woman, yeah She's a woman I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too Oh the...

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Bob And Tom - Toast Song

all around the country coast to coast, people always say what do you like most, I don't wanna brag i don't wanna boast, I always tell 'em I like toast. yeah TOAST yeah TOAST i get up in the mornin' bout six AM, have a...

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Bob And Tom - Wiper Blades

o winters here with all the ice n snow n the surly slush upon the road the salty spray upon muh window makes me wish i replace my wiper blades (chorus) muh wiper wiper wiper blades muh wiper wiper wiper blades muh...

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Bob And Tom - You Can Be Mean To Me

You can be mean to me Mean as you want to be Just say anything that you like You can be nasty and caddy cruel and unusual twist my nose with your fingers trip me while i carry liquids And as you pin me down my arms...