Тексты песен «Bob Ricci»

[Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne] Eat out Whatchya cooking for? My friends think I'm such a bore Just cause I won't go with them out to eat Processed meat I steer clear of Burger King Fast Food It just ain't my...

I grew up in a little suburbia I graduated at the top of my class My parents loved me, my friends they all envied The kind of life that they all knew that I had I got accepted to an Ivy League college My Mom and Dad...

[Parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow] I live on burgers, Cheetos, and ice cream Got nothing but lard in my blood stream Guess my sweet tooth was something more than a phase Been fueling up on cupcakes and...

I'm lying here on your couch feeling lousy My life's a great big mess I'm crying here and all you've done Is perscribe me lots of drugs I can't stay on your Prozac Cause it's making me itch I can't stay on your Zoloft...

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by LFO] I said forget about it As I drive off away from the drive through This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight I said Bavarian Creme But she's got a funny way of thinking I...

Ok Check it... We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe And she's trying to get across the street She's walking 'round all crooked-like And she's looking pretty feeble and petite I'm kinda thinking that the...

[Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down] I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind It seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a find There's just one problem and I don't mean to be rude But I...

I wish I wish my girlfriend would die So I don't have to tell her goodbye Cause breaking up's so hard to do And if she were dead, well I wouldn't have to So I wish I wish my girlfriend would die After much consideration...

[Parody of "Stuck In A Moment" by U2] Just the other day I was on my way to work When nature started calling me With an overwhelming urge Now I'm just trying to find A decent place to pee So I pulled into McDonalds To...

[Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne] Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Mrs. Claus has got it going on Santa's been looking over his naughty list...

[Parody of "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels] My girlfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's back) If you see her coming better head out on the double (Hey-la hey-la my girlfriend's...

[Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam] Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta find out where she hid all my books So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work Well I came home...

Well I was walking through the mall When I saw the coolest store of all The pet shop always makes me smile I just had to go inside for a while I wasn't really looking to buy Then I saw for only 4.95 Undeniably what had...

Well Jimmy was a quiet boy He kept to himself He used to hang out at Lennys arcade With nobody else He wasn't the brightest boy He ate more than his share of glue (If you know what I mean) But there was always one thing...