Тексты песен «Camille West»


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Camille West - Candidate's Wife's Rag

Oh, the campaign trail is dreary from Lake Tahoe to Lake Erie and the days are long and weary still I'm perky, warm, cheery Clearly it's no easy kind of life Oh, it's hard to be the candidate's wife I tell you Woman's...

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Camille West - Fear Of Flying

Phyllis was a physicist, a fairly good ventriloquist, a free-lance photographer but don't call her a feminist. Some challenges she'd nail on the very first try, but she felt like a failure for she was afraid to fly...

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Camille West - Getting Raptured

Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind should auld acquaintance be forgot hey everybody, it's rapture time I was staring at the clouds from a 747 when I saw that there were thousands getting sucked...

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Camille West - I'm Dyslexic

I was only seven when I learned how to read I got the education every child is guaranteed We read around the classroom Teacher hollered "Next!" I was only comfortable when reading Hebrew text I'm dyslexic and I'm mad...

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Camille West - It's Hell To Be Psychic

I refused to get the phone today even after 27 rings it would have been a bad connection I can tell these things I have gift with my predictions they come naturally and I can tell what you are thinking but listen to me:...

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Camille West - Ladies Against Fanny Floss

When our stretch marks look like the New Jersey Turnpike mapped from navel to knees, when the bottom's best feature is its interesting texture (the sign of a fine cottage cheese), when we search for the perfect bathing...

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Camille West - Mother Tongue

You barely touched the broccoli on your dinner plate Well, alright just one bite and you can stay up late Don't tease the baby; you'll make him cry Because I'm the mother, that's why chorus Don't fight I've got eyes in...

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Camille West - Root Canal Of The Heart

Roger Wingtip is my dentist there's no one can compare when he talks about bicuspids he makes you really care I once chewed three packs of licorice to spend more time in his chair Roger Wingtip is my dentist there's no...

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Camille West - Save The Snail

It was a quiet cafe in Orleans, France where we held our midnight rendezvous, conspiring pour la resistance It seemed like something Woody Allen would do, talking politics, ethics, animal rights one fateful night long...

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Camille West - Tails From The Litterbox

In his hands sat a tiny Abyssinian as he stood at his live-in lover's door He said "I'm keeping it. Let's call it Gilligan." and he handed her the cat and he said nothing more And she thought, "Oh God, a cat. I hate...

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Camille West - That Reindeer Can Play Guitar

It was a sweltering July at the North Pole With the mercury at a balmy forty-two Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen Were shvitzin? with nothin? to do (they were tired of reindeer games) Into...

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Camille West - The Nervous Wreck Of Edna Fitzgerald

We sailed away from Huntington Bay and the waters were calm as could be-oh On our new cabin cruiser, the first time we used her 'twas just the family and me-oh And my husband stood proud in his new captain's hat...

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Camille West - The Viennese Drinking Song

Wherever we go, there's id and there's ego the conflicts we never outgrow. Anxiety's built on repression and guilt (ask any good Catholic you know). There are feelings inside which are felt and denied and in trying to...

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Camille West - Toe To Toe With The Hmo

I have this problem with my toe And so I call my HMO With a referral from My primary care physician They say my call matters to them They're like an old and trusted friend Except friends don't make you ask Them for...