Тексты песен «Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine»
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Over The Moon And Under The Thumb
I'm in love with my wife Doublebeds, The Lemonheads Scrambled eggs and life Let's make it open season On all the racists and the bigots And their chums And not just as a reason For a Christmas number one We're...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Prince In A Paupers Grave
In a bar Johnny drinks Johnny drinks Johnnie Walker Runs up a bill he can't pay He's drinking to the memory Of a prince in a paupers grave And it's go Johnny go Where the bruises don't show In the church yard...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Rent
You dress me up, I'm your puppet You buy me things, I love it You bring me food, I need it You give me love, I feed it And look at the two of us in sympathy With everything we see I never want anything, it's easy...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Rubbish
From the black bag skip in the parking lot It's a short bad trip to the candy shop Where the shrimps sell smack to the jelly snakes And the kids buy crack in their morning break And the grass grows bluer on the other...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Say It With Flowers
The Christmas cards and greetings are arriving Across the shifty sands to the war by the time I get to read them she'll be rising To a 50/50 chance and nothing more Through t the sleet and drizzle You can hear the...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss
I worship the ground that you walk on Give praise to the place where you sit Your face and the space that you talk from Your teeth and those unlucky lips I gave you my name and independence And the best seven years of...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Second To Last Will And Testament
I, James Robert Injustice Being of unsound body and mind Hereby bequeath all my worldly goods To anyone who wants 'em The debts that I got from gambling The warrant for my arrest All my bills which are now...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Sheriff Fatman
Sheriff Fatman started out in business as a granny farmer He was infamous for fifteen minutes And he appeared in Panorama Then he somehow got himself on board The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme With a Price of...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Shoppers' Paradise
Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise Habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives Knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks Tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits Ozone...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Sing Fat Lady Sing
This is not a love song and it serves no use But if you want to sing along with some verbal abuse It might make you feel better and it's good for the soul Take 4 letters and let's rock 'n' roll Are those 3 sixes on the...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Skywest And Crooked
Skywest and crooked twisted and strange as fuck Outside the bookies window shopping for a change of luck With love in our hearts we've got it in spades Skywest and crooked you could've been the talk of the town But the...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Spoilsports Personality Of The Year
When you've been watching the world die all day And channel hopping won't make it go away Put on your shoes come and share the blues with me This skinny swollen kiddie covered in flies His dinner stolen by the...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Stuff The Jubilee!
I'm not an anarchist but I know a man who is he composed this masterpiece about the nouveau stinking riche Of cabbages and future kings and marriage guiding councelings Of geratrics losing hope in Stephen Patrick's...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Suicide Isn't Painless
Suicide isn't painless It hurts like hell It's set aside for the famous a little suicide sells Nothing lasts forever but nothing ever did It's big but it's not clever and it's really not that big So no more tears you're...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Suppose You Gave A Funeral And Nobody Came
Go ahead you fucking sadists Pucker up and kiss some babies Kiss 'em till they die of rabies Get your tits out for the ladies Summoned home from Barcelona Another day, another donor Two submissions or a coma...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - The Aftertaste Of Paradise
Look ma, top of the world He'd started talking to himself His ma was dead The first sign of madness, talking to yourself Alarm bells should have Been going off in his head As clear as crystal he ignored the...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - The Final Comedown
I've looted and I've begged On the tubes of the Bec and Broadway I've been run over by cars And to prove it her's the scars On my wrists I've been cut I've been stitched I've been buggered, bewitched and abandoned But...
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - The Life And Soul Of The Party Dies
The decorations are drab It's dirty and it smells You don't have to be mad to work here But it helps The temptation to fail Would make a boots bunny cry You need the patience of a snail Just to get by Today...