Тексты песен «Cheech And Chong»

Hey, Pedro, hey, Pedro Hey, where are ya, man (Over here, man) Pedro (I'm over here, man By the trashcan) Where, I can't see you (Over here where the flies are, man) Oh, I see you Hey, I'll be right over, man...

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin' In fac', I was de baddest...

Feat. Johnnie Stash Hi, I'm Johnny Stash And I'm here to sing about A great American dog Black Lassie Hit it, Carl She was born in the Detroit ghetto During the riots of '65 Her daddy was a big fat alley rat...

(Bloat, bloat on) Ladies and gentlemen Will you please welcome (Bloat, bloat on) The Fabulous Bloaters (Bloat, bloat, bloat on) (Bloat on, bloat on) Hamburger And my name is Big Boy And I love a hamburger...

(Cheech:) Took a walk to the corner store Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s'mores Up pulled a guy in a yellow van Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand (Chong:) He said, alright all you mojados down here...

(Soft knocks at the door) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff. (More knocks) CHONG: Who is it? CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. CHONG: Who? CHEECH: It's, Dave,...

By Scatterbrain From the recording titled 'Here Comes Trouble' My mama's talkin' to me She tells me how to live, But I don't listen to her 'Cause my head is like a sieve. My daddy he disowned me 'Cause I wear my...

Sunny day chasing our cares away and making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way, cuz hes one bad mother fucker, hes one bad mother fucker (chorus) Elmo pimps hos Elmo pimps hos Elmo pimps hos and he'll pimp you...

I was sitting in the coffee shop Just minding my own affair When all of a sudden, this Policeman caught me unaware Said, is your name Pedro I says, yeah, I guess so Said, then come with me cause You're the man...

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny got a tingle in my bone, Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone!! Heeeey Masterbater!! I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda...

I was drivin' around in Old Mexico. I got lost didn't know what way to go. I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog. I felt that smoosh and I said oh Mama. My lowrider...

All my friends know the lowrider. The low-ride-r is a little higher low-rid-er, drives a little slower low-rid-er is a little colder low-rid-er knows every street yeah low-rid-er doesnt wanna meet yeah low-rid-er...

Mexican Thong Song (Talking) Oh, my goodness I cannot believe this Did you see that, man? She got a thong on to the beach Baby, with all that cellulite you got Going on down there, You need a beach blanket, not a...

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too. Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma and have a son in law named jeff...

Hey there swingin' bachelors Are you tired of the steady drip Drip, drip of Gonorrhea? Then Peter Rooter's for you Peter Rooter, that's the name You just flush your troubles Down the drain Rotten Peter, rotten...

CM: Cheech Marin TC: Tommy Chong) CM: (Playing piano) "Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese...the vecto wit da Bony knees...he comin' down da street wit no choos on his feet...and he's Going to..." No, no, that's ain't...

Good morning, class Good morning, class Class, good, shut up! Thank you As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation However she does send her love, at least finger paintings And...

Good morning, class Good morning, class Class, class, shut up Thank you As you know, your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone Is on a small vacation However she does send her love And these fingerpaintings...

One sunny day I was riding my bike, And smokin' a joint, 'cause that's what I like A police man stopped me and began to stare, And he said "Hey sonny, whatcha smokin' there?" I said.. It's a reefer, do ya want some,...

[Chong] Up in smoke That's where my money goes In my lungs And sometimes up my nose When troubled times Begin to bother me I take a toke And all my cares Go up in smoke [Cheech] Up in smoke Donde todos es mi rey There...