Тексты песен «Chris Moyles»


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Chris Moyles -

Track 5 and a bit it's a little bit shit It doesn't really matter cause it's over Quickly it doesn't even matter cause It's not even strictly a song and it doesn't last long Track 5 and a bit *track 5 and a bit*...

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Chris Moyles - Goodbye Geri

Now listen ginger nuts We are glad that you've gone 'Cause we never liked your Your evil ways We had to pretend Because we were told to You know that it's better now The money goes four ways Go get a new job with then...

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Chris Moyles - Liar

I invented the wheel When I was only seven I had dinner with god When I popped into heaven When I was just eleven I've sailed right round the world In just a tiny dinghy I'm best mates with bill gates I...

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Chris Moyles - Lorrydriver

You're a man Who knows exactly where he's goin On the road With all your eighteen wheels a' rollin You deliver milk or sand or pigs or paint across the land That's what you do What you do, mister A workin man...

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Chris Moyles - My Lamb Bhuna

Oh Saturday was a special night the x factor final was so tight we ordered take away from the Prince of India we had onion bargies for the wife and chicken korma with pilau rice but when it came, they'd forgotten...

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Chris Moyles - My Parody Album

Woke up, realized I had writing to do Gotta get this song written down by two Got some words that are floating right Round in my head I need to get them down on paper instead Head downstairs, make some tea Put...

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Chris Moyles - Nana Window

Welcome everybody to the happy, happy sound The sound to put a smile on your nana's face So to all the nanas staring out the window around the world We sing for you Nana nana window Nana window...

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Chris Moyles - Santa Stan

*This track was recorded for the radio use and as such all pauses in the words are fully intentional and are not censoring edits. There is no "explicit version" of this track. The gaps will appear as "____" **This...

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Chris Moyles - The Boy Does Plenty

I've got a bird who gives me grief, And I don't know what is her beef, 'Cos everyday she's on the 'phone, Wanting to tell me off and moan, I've got a bird that I can't please, And now I feel I'm on my knees, The...

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Chris Moyles - We Want You To Leave

*This track was recorded for the radio use and as such all pauses in the words are fully intentional and are not censoring edits. There is no "explicit version" of this track. The gaps will appear as "____", unless...