Тексты песен «Corky And The Juice Pigs»

Revelations: And the number of the Beast shall be 666. Born in the sixth month, the sixth day, and the sixth hour, and anyone bearing this mark, shall be known as the AntiChrist I needed a date For the high school...

Revelations: And the number of the Beast shall be 666. Born in the sixth month, the sixth day, and the sixth hour, and anyone bearing this mark, shall be known as the AntiChrist I needed a date For the high school...

We are Americans. We are Americans, oh yeah! We carry great big guns 'Cause we are Americans! Oh yeah! We're strong (we're strong!) And we're free (we're free!) We are Coke, We are Pepsi 'Cause we are Americans We...

Up and down the street he bounces Waiting for someone to pass He's the guy with a special problem He's got a basketball ass Basketball, basketball Basketball ass Basketball, basketball Basketball...

The Buddhist Monk Singers sing the Hits of the 80's! I'm your private dancer A dancer for money Do what you want me to...

She doesn't like it when I smoke Or give the fire a friendly stoke And when the sun is burning down We sit in the shade She says she looks like Frankenstein I tell her that she looks just fine It always gives her peace...

He wore a coat of many pockets in which were hidden numerous treats and treasures for us children when he came to visit. He would produce chocolates and sweets out of those endless hiding places and laugh at us while we...

Hey Captain Greg! Tell us about the time you fought the pirates of Spain! Aw gee, you kids don't want to hear that story again, do you? Oh yes we do! Oh no you don't. Oh yes we do! Oh no you don't! Please,...

Christmas dreams And drunken alibies to you I can't believe I danced with naked with the turkey I got stuffing everywhere I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair And I'm sorry I shot your dog But at the time my...

It was a terrible day. My legs felt like four pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag. I didn't know what to do. My eyes were bloodshot, and actually my legs were bloodshot as well. It was strange, but I was happy. I got...

I bought a pair of pants At the corner store They were size fourty-one I'm size thirty-four So I took them to a tailor And I tried them on And he took them in And I took them home Now they felt just fine Until I read...

He lived by the sea The Dolphin Boy And he loved the dolphins that swam so free The Dolphin Boy He was at one with the ocean The dolphins he loved with devotion And he could not hide his emotion The Dolphin Boy So he...

I love you! I love you beyond a reasonable doubt! I love you and I'd like to take you out to the barn and beat you with a manure-caked...

(cheering, clapping) I'm back again! But this time I'm here to introduce The most famous group That I have ever met..... Corky and the Juice...

I'll buy you an electric car So we can go out and look at the stars some time I'll adopt a Third World family And we can send them letters at Christmas time I'll give up meat Give up meat? Are you crazy? Maybe not,...

I'm the only gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo In my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all want to do is get into his parka I'm the only gay Eskimo In my tribe Well me...

Well, my mother was a mule and my father was a squirrel my sister's a boy, and I am a girl Circus Freaks (repeat 1) Yeah! Circus Freaks (repeat 1) My mother was a bearded women and my father was a bearded man, he...

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street Hi Bob, how are you? Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE! Along with a year's supply of Kingsford...

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street Hi Bob, how are you? Just fine Bill. But I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got your brand new GAS B-B-QUE! Along with a year's supply of Kingsford...

He was little but we loved him He was small but he was swell He was tiny, how he teased me Guess he knew how to ring my bell He was my midget love slave He was a horny little half-pint With lovin' for sale He was my...