Тексты песен «Cretin»


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Cretin - A Fowl Fetish

I'm a rapist of poultry Plucked, stuffed, and cooked My recipe for love Comes from a cookbook You might call it sick But you'd be mistaken I'm fowly in love Nude beneath my apron Lovingly prepping My...

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Cretin - Cockfight

Cockfight Cockfight Filthy bums and lunatics Surprising people with their dicks Cockfight Cockfight Pouncing with their genitals Slapping with their testicles In the city depths Behind alley streets Lives a...

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Cretin - Cook The Cupcake

I'm woken with a piss shower In their filthy shack I can't remember how they got me Or why I'm tied down on my back Three cretins hold me hostage And make me play their games The leader has a tiny head And rapes...

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Cretin - Creepy Crawlies

Smearing honey on his body, waiting for the bugs He knows his habit's gotten bad, but it's too damn fun Nothing could prepare him for the way they make him feel Insects tickle, make him giggle, lapping up their meal...

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Cretin - Curdled

I found her at the dump one day The landfill a makeshift garbage grave Trash strewn around the mound where she lay Someone strangled her and threw her away Their loss my gain Squeezing tits until nipples pop...

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Cretin - Daddy's Little Girl

I didn't want a son I got one anyway Little boys have nasty Things between their legs I'd rather have a girl A dolly I can dress My pretty little princess A transgender success Daddy's little girl Daddy's...

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Cretin - Dirt Eater

Everyday you'll find her out there Crouched down on her knees Rain or shine she spends some time Yet her yard is full of weeds One day while watching from my window And much to my surprise I found out her dirty...

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Cretin - Making Roadkill

Shambling down the roadside Cheering as he goes A manic, flailing cretin In filthy, tattered clothes Dead things are his playmates He takes them in his care Clutching limbs and tails He whips roadkill through the...

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Cretin - Mannequin

An old man's at the department store But he's not shopping today Stroking mannequins with wrinkled hands He clumsily masturbates Stealing plastic arms and legs So he won't hurt real women Fulfills his need by...

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Cretin - Object Of Utility

She is not calm till sheathed within Her black constrictive latex skin From head to toe no flesh exposed A Rubber Doll to fuck and pose An eyeless mask engulfs her face Her features swallowed in it's tight embrace...

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Cretin - Profane

From the depths Of the brain A stream of cussing I can't refrain Violent breath Mental curse Go from normal straight to terse People laugh Faces scowl Words are blue and very foul Spittle flies Chin is wet...

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Cretin - Stay

Leaping from my hiding place Ripping through your clothes Restrain your fucking arms and legs Leaving you exposed Drag you to the bench nearby You try to run away I sit you down, duct tape you up And put you on...

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Cretin - Stim Fit

Shake, jerk, and yelp for joy Self gratification a favorite toy Clapping hands, nervous twitch Autistic stimming a neural glitch Body spasms at the brain's own leisure Needing constant stimulus for pleasure...

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Cretin - Tazer

I have a van It's a special van It has a couch in the back So I don't have to stand I've covered the walls With egg cartons and foam Soundproofed my home So you and I can be alone I am a man I'm a frightening...

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Cretin - The Yawning God

Dullard skipping down the street Whistling to a tuneless beat Tripping over his own feet He falls into a hole A stinking sewage hole To his mind, his simple mind His god lives here, lives right inside He smells...

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Cretin - Tooth And Claw

There was a bitter woman with a farm near the woods She kidnapped babies'raised them crazy'robbed their childhood Penned in chicken coups like filthy animals The woman kept her feral kids in a human kennel Children...

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Cretin - Uncle Percy

Retarded Uncle Percy lives At his sister's place Her children help clean up his mess While she is away One day he hugged the family dog Tighter than he should Then dragged the dead thing by it's leash Around the...

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Cretin - Uni-Tit

Science built his single breast Saline under skin Lopsided and misshapen He can't stop fondling it Masturbates with his right hand While pawing with his left Pinch the nipple extra hard He gropes his deformed...

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Cretin - Walking A Midget

I own a happy midget'I walk him in the yard He's tethered to a leash'we don't go very far Stumpy arms and legs'prancing by my side He trains so hard'I promised him'one day we'd go outside Oh, my proud little man...