Тексты песен «Crotchduster»


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Crotchduster - Big Top Williams

Welcome To The Bottom Of My Pants Eat My Asshole Shitting Out A Turkey Leg In France Heres 5 Dollars Im A Nasty Dirty Little Slut Hey I Hear Ya We're All Bleeding Here's A Bagel Vagina Land Let Me Fuck Your Pussy Let...

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Crotchduster - Cain Sings The Blues

My Pants Is Tight And My Balls Is Long My O Is Itchin From This Camel Hair Thong My Legs Is Sweaty And My Mind Is Too Skip Skiffington Is The Last Angry Jew My Hands Is Hairy And My Sight Is Gone Because My Willys Been...

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Crotchduster - Crotchopus

Lets Get In The Van Go To Molly Browns I've Been Saving Money For A Month If They Close It Down We'll Start A Riot Their Damn Atm Charges Ten Dollars Mystical Vaginas Are In My Face I Smell The Aroma Of The Gods I'll...

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Crotchduster - Jogging In Hell Forever

You Thought It Was A Toothbrush But It Was A Flashlight Broke Out All Your Teeth In The Middle Of The Night When I Was A Boy When I Was A Man Supercalaspacteoneunifonican Eating In A Boat Dying In A Dream Jaking In A...

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Crotchduster - Let Me Into Starfish Land

The A Train Never Stops And I Am Headed For Your Hole I'd Be So Lucky If I Could Cream In Your Asshole There's So Much Shit That We Could Make Each Other Do I'd Rather Fuck Your Asshole If That's O.K. With You Here...

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Crotchduster - Mammal Sauce

Listen Up Motherfucker I Got Something I Need To Say If You don't Use Mammal Sauce You Might As Well Be Gay I Feel It Running Through My Viens I Feel It Running Through My Eyes You Hear The Name that's Calling You It...

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Crotchduster - Mr. Indignant Erection

Mr. Indignant Erection Why Must You Be So Brash Lets Play Twister With Wesson Oil Amd A Meat Cork For Your Ass Have You Ever Felt A Meat Cork Plunge You Like A Barium Enema Mass Insufficient Lubrication Will Damage Your...

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Crotchduster - The True Nature Of Williams

Williams Wont You Wait A While Williams Wont You Make Us Smile No Key Will Unlock The Door To An Interdimensional Dumptruck World 40 Fucking Tons Of Thundering Bliss The Tip Of Southern Hell Aint Even Hotter Than This...