Тексты песен «Da Yoopers»

his name is johnny peckanen he was hatched up in ahmeek worked the white pine copper mine seven days a week when copper took a nose dive he got his walking papers had to sell the family farm just to try to...

(FEMALE VOCAL) 1. SHUT THE DOOR YOUNG MAN AND PUT DOWN THOSE BOOKS DON'T STAND THERE GIVING ME THOSE DIRTY LOOKS I SAW YOU KICKING THAT SWEET LITTLE GIRL THAT LITTLE RONETTE WITH THE PRETTY BLONDE CURLS I SAW...

1. FIRST THING YOU DID ON THE DAY WE MET YOU TOOK AWAY MY CIGARETTES ONCE YOU GOT MY NICOTINE YOU NAGGED UNTIL I QUIT CAFFEINE BUT YOU WEREN'T SATISFIED WITH THAT YOU TOLD ME I WAS GETTING FAT YOU TOOK MY...

We're mighty manly hunting men All-american males Once a year we leave our homes To hit the hunting trail We pack up the pickup With guns and pork and beans Lots of toilet paper and girly magazines We hit the ruts in...

1. I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND it's FORTY BELOW THE WEATHERMAN TELLS ME it's TOO COLD TO SNOW I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND I KNOW THAT HE'S LYING MY CAR'S OUT OF SIGHT AND THE SNOWS STILL...

1. I WAKE UP TO A NIGHTMARE HIS ARMPITS IN MY FACE IT'S MAKING GASTRIC NOISES AND STINKING UP THE PLACE HIS TEETH ARE IN THE COFFEE CUP ON THE NIGHT STAND BY MY BED THERE'S A SMELLY OLD GYM SOCK ON THE...

If there's something strange, in your kitchen sink, Whatcha gonna say, "OOGA BOOGA" If there's something green, on your lounge room floor, Whatcha gonna say, "OOGA BOOGA" I ain't afraid of no "OOGA" I ain't...

1. YOU USED TO TAKE MY PARKING IN YOUR RUSTY CHEVROLET WED GO OUT TO THE PALMER DUMP AND WATCH THE BEARS AT PLAY NOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER YOU don't TAKE ME ANYPLACE YOU JUST LAY THERE ON THE SOFA POURING BEER...

C'mon, cmon! C'mon, you can do it! (car starts) All right! Dashing through the snow in my Rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is...

1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AINT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH UP QUICK MY KIDNEYS ARE SQUASHED AND...

SECOND WEEK OF DEER CAMP Da Yoopers (Dr. Demento's 25th anniversery tape) Note: This transcription is dedicated to my uncle and confirmation sponsor, Mr. Anthony Mazanec, who was the best hunter in the Cleveland...

1. THE SMELT ARE A RUNNING THE FEVERS IN THE AIR THE SMELTERS ARE COMING WITH THEIR WADERS AND BEER There's TOIVO AND EINO IN THEIR PICKUP TRUCK THEY GOT ALMA AND MARTHA IN CASE THEY GET STUCK 2. AND THE BOYS...

all you big city women listen to me i got some super yooper love like you aint never seen i like em short, like em tall, like em huge like em small skinny, homely, i love em all come on are you ready for some...

1. I MET HER AT THE PINE GROVE ONE HOT NIGHT IN MAY SHE WAS A BLONDE HAIRED FINNISH GIRL FROM UP IN CHAMPION WAY SHE WAS SHORT AND BROAD OF BEAM JUST LIKE A JACKP1NE STUMP THE BOYS ALL FLOCKED AROUND HER...

1. I MET HER UP IN MISULA SHE OWNED HER OWN PULP TRUCK SHE TOOK ME FOR A RIDE ONE NIGHT AND TOLD ME WE WERE STUCK SHE PUT HER ARMS AROUND ME AND SAID I'll KEEP YOU WARM I WAS SO DUMB AND INNOCENT I didn't SEE THE...

1. IT ALL STARTED 1963 SANTA BROUGHT ME MONOPOLY TWO G.I. JOES AND SOME HOT WHEEL CARS GRANDMA AND PA GOT ME AN ELECTRIC GUITAR MY COUSIN BILLY WAS A GEEKY ZIT FACE SANTA SURPRISED HIM WITH A BEATLE BASS MY...

why do girls think i'm scary? why do they treat me like a circus freak? is it because of my big melon head or because i talk like a geek or is it because when i'm on the phone with them i breathe just like...