Тексты песен «Dayglo Abortions»

Oh my girl she's a bit homely She's got a few fleas and a touch of the mange On fact she's so oh oh oh oh so god damn ugly Oh my girl she's got a big sticky tongue Four hairy legs and a big smelly cunt Her name is...

She can have the kitchen, She can have the bathroom, I'll even let her have the den 'cause everything I need, even a bit of weed, Is safe inside my kingdom My wife is usually nagging, and if she ain't she's slagging...

my mother is a man. she is the head of a nazi training camp. when i am bad she threatens to take me to the lab and use me for scientific research. my mother is a man. she is the head of a nazi prison camp. when i am bad...

oh wendy o how i loved you. your leather skin never looked so dry. you pissed me off, you had to split. you could've surfed our bus then died. wendy lost control. sex lock and load. oh wendy oh how i loved you. your...

I'm an old school punk rocker - He's a Punk Rocker! And I can play, hay hay hay - Not One note! 'cause when we started out - Out Out Out! You didn't have to - Not Necessary! Non uh me lyrics rhyme - They Don't...

there comes a time you have to run. too fucked in the head to be makin sense. break things up that hold you down. not waking up till you hit the ground. the phone is ringing my head is spinning. my boss is screaming and...

I'm proud to be a Canadian Pass me another beer I'm proud to be a Canadian Hold my seat while i take a piss Our prime minister sucks dogshit through his nose His ex-wife gets brown showers from Mick Jagger The...

You know sometimes I get the itch For a big fat punker bitch We've been driving all day on this stinky bus When this gigs over were gonna get Fucked Punker bitch with your ass so wide Spread your legs and I'll climb...

We need some chicks up here! So we can spray them down with beer! We ain't Mott the Hoople with all those young dudes We wanna see some girls with great big boobs! Come up to the front it'll be lots of fun Maybe...

It's getting late you're gonna die They're trying to scare us with their lies The 700 club is full of shit The evangelists can suck my dick I don't need religious bumfucks anymore Their paranoia is here to stay...

I'm scared of people really don't know why I nearly shit my pants when they look me in the eye I'm scared of people and I'm scared of you I'm gonna go inside and shoot some glue All this stress and all this strain...

It's just up the street The address is 669 Young men and ladies Are losing their mind It's not a church But they fuck with your head Dyanetics! The guy who made it up Shot himself dead Scientology! Is always...

When I was a little kiddy My mommy she would tell me Even the world's best laid plans End up in the garbage can We got a saying around our house Your shit's in a knot, your head should me in a noose High blood...

Don't need this crap this TV's pushing I'm just gonna get my skate and hit the streets I know a place not far from here Where I can ride a gnarly bowl and get some air Ain't gonna be like my parents Rottin' away...

Oh baby, it's rag time Makes me happy Don't lick the wound That never heals It's my sex therapy Come sit on my Face and bleed We've discussed this before I know it pleases The fuck out of you When I stick my tongue In...

all across the country underneath the red street lights. punker's making money to buy beer on a friday night. it's squeegee night! sick of sparing change no ones gives a shit. first we'll fight the pigs later we'll get...

my girlfriend needs to loosen up. before we fuck she has to get drunk. wakes up trashed can't face the day. can't stay this way she has to get drunk. stupid fuckin' drunk cunt givin' up on herself. the only thing that...

When I sing songs I sing about what I know But I don't know too much so I don't sing about nothing I get my words from reading TV Guide I steal all my solos from the Rolling Stones I like stupid songs I get my...

Lisa washed her hair on Monday Lisa washed her hair on Tuesday Lisa washed her hair on Wednesday Lisa washed her hair in Thursday Then her husband noticed that her shampoo Had upset her pH balance Her hair was...

It used to be a dirty word Something I would never say But now when I take a look at the world There couldn't be a better way I killed my mother when I was ten I fucked my sister with vaseline Hung my daddy with...