Тексты песен «Dickie Goodman»


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Dickie Goodman - Energy Crisis '74

We're here at the White House for a special report On the Energy Crisis. Mr. President, have you any statement? 'Leave me alone Just leave me alone' Mr. President, what really caused the Energy Crisis?...

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Dickie Goodman - Kong

We're here on Skull Island, where a forty foot gorilla has just kidnapped Dwan, a young actress. Hey Kong, what did you tell her? Tonight's the night And what did she say to you? You've got a cute way of...

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Dickie Goodman - Mr. Jaws

We are here on the beach Where a giant shark has Just eaten a girl swimmer Well, Mr. Jaws, how was it 'Dynomite' And what did she say When you grabbed her 'Please, Mr., please' I know sharks are stupid But...

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Dickie Goodman - On Campus

This is Walter Funkite, On the campus of Fun City College, Where a slight difference of opinion Seems to be taking place Between the students and local authorities who say, "Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhh" With me is...

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Dickie Goodman - Santa And The Touchables

[Jingle Bells instrumental] Announcer: "We interrupt this record for an important new bulletin'! Santa Claus is missing from the North Pole!" Dispatcher Voice: "Be on the lookout for Santa Claus, last seen..." Lee...

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Dickie Goodman - The Touchables

February 14, 1929, St. Valentines Day In a warehouse on Chicago's south side Members of the Al Calone gang Disguised as policemen Gunned down a dozen of Bugs Moron's boys Three lived long enough to say (gee whiz)...

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Dickie Goodman - Watergrate

Lyrics Now for the news. We take you to the White House. Mr. President, have you any statement regarding Watergrate? (Mamma coo mamma sa mamma cooma coo sa) How would you describe the Watergrate incident? (Oh my...