Тексты песен «Didjits»

Excuse me, Captain Ahab How did you get me so stoned? Excuse me, Captitain Ahab How did you get me so stoned? You got me feelin' Uptight You always do me Right Excuse me, monsieur eight ball Who told you to get me high?...

Eighteen and a body like steel A scary baby on a killer craze And a mushroom haze And she's gonna put the knife in you Eighteen and jeans you could peel She say what she say And she do what she does And she's gonna chew...

Evel Knievel Comes into my bedroom late at night Evel Knievel Jumps all my beds end to end Ah ha ha ha... Evel Knievel Jumps over Caeser's Palace, yeah Evel Knievel Breaks all the bones in his body Ah ha ha ha... Takes...

You know you're a Cute little heart breaker Aww, foxy And you know you're a Sweet little love maker Aww, foxy I wanna take you home I don't do you no harm, no You got to be all mine, all mine Foxy lady See you Down on...

People push me around and they call me a freak Make fun of my friends and they say I stink But I killed my mammy on the day I was born Scared the doctor half to death with my antelope horn Met the mongoose woman, that's...

You go to work and you come You sit around every day You got a lotta, lotta (la la la la la...) And you're headless You're just so headless You go to work and you come You sit around every day You got a lotta, lotta (la...

Come on with me, baby Meet me in orgasmland Take a trip on my time In my psychadelic van Come on with me, baby Meet me in orgasmland Take a trip on my time In my psychadelic Hooly Ghouly Hooly Ghouly, now! I'm always...

I got my stomach cut open and my head is chopped off I got a knife in my throat and my legs are chopped off There are twenty black wolves ripping up my neck I got a demon in my brain and I'm on my way to hell I got my...

Joker Express You know you're ridin' the Joker Express You should be ridin' the Joker Express You know you're ridin' the Joker Express You're so bad, man Got bad stacks, man You're the king of bogus central You're so...

He's a pistol-grip shiftin' And a lightening rod hammer step He always busts his knuckles When he's wrenching up his shit He's a Killboy Powerhead Killboy Powerhead Killboy Powerhead Killboy Powerhead, yeah You know, I...

Little white trash, she's goin' down Little white trash, she's goin' down Little white trash, she's goin' down She's a big tornado twister And she's gonna make you pay He's gonna bring the house down He's gonna kick the...

There's no reason to wake up I put on my wig and my make up I strut my tight ass across the street A man in a dress, I feel so sweet Saw Lou Reed giving head down in Soho I wasn't really there, but Johnny He told me so...

Wait a minute, something's wrong He's the man from the past He's here to do us a favor A little human sacrifice It's just supply and demand... Mr. Kamikaze!Mr. DNA! He's an altruistic pervert Mr. DNA, Mr. Kamikaze Here...

I'm livin' on free power Flower power of my time Daytime hippy chickie Peace freak I'm in love and high At night I knock back A little dose of something black I promise not to get to uptight And I promise not to kill...

Sweet sweet Satan Lay your deformed hands on me Make sure I make lots of money Sweet sweet Satan I will sell you my soul For a piece of pussy and a lot of action... Take a trip down King Pin alley Do it by the quart...

The Man Lisa Lisa help me please Mister Bluesers got the snoozers Shamey on you Amy Need a mixer for my Fix Janny makes the secret run today 42 white kilos on the floor He's a Wizard of the magic sand He's not a...

I'm a wasp in the Garden of Eden I got your emergency number I'm a crimewave preacher With a red-hot stinger Lookin' for some teenage booty tonight Message on my lips and my magic fingertips Will go dancing up your leg...

Two big wheels and a nitro brigade A big busted chickie at the end of the strip The big black and white, she is a-callin' my name I don't know why I waste my time On chumps like this If you think you got it I'll just...

Ain't got a comb, don't own a toothbrush A one-room hole and toilet that don't flush Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee Washin' the windshield, I'm earning my dime...

Who's ready to get high! Little mambo Sammy puts his fingers on the strings The lightening flies right off his tips And the little girlies scream He pops the pills into his mouth And walks up to the mike and shouts...