Тексты песен «Dr. Demento»

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one...

Dead puppies Dead puppies Dead puppies aren't much fun They don't come when you call They don't chase squirrels at all Dead puppies aren't much fun My puppy died late last fall He's still rotting in the hall...

I know its getting late, And I know we had a date, Lucia, I hate to make you wait, 'Cause it would be so great Lucia. And tears fall from my eyes, and I must apologise, Lucia, I'll have to stay at home so I called...

*Birds Chirping* *Pig Squeal* *Rooster Crows* If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends You've got a thing for Ewweees Been counting sheep But your not in bed Here's what you gotta do Get off the barn...

When you've had too much to drink there's certain things to keep in mind. Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap and don't ever go home with a woman...

Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads, Fish heads fish heads, Eat them up yum In the morning, Laughing happy fish...

you know eh ervin eh? what well alot of people dont know what we are talking about because we talk in a different kind of ah... hebrew language, yea thats true, maybe we should ah let these people out there know a...

I saw daddy kissing, Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw daddy tickle, Santa...

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas Only a Hippopotamus will do Don't wanna a doll No dinky-tinker toy I want a hippopotamus To play with and enjoy I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas I don't think Santa Claus...

Kinko, Kinko, the kid-loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown Kinko, Kinko, the kid loving clown if the kids just love me back I'll never wear a frown!!! Kinko's in his Kinko car,...

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you Not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my...

I was working in the lab, Late one night, When my eyes beheld and eerie sight, For my monster in his lab began to rise, And suddenly to my surprise.. (he did the mash) He did the monster mash, (the monster mash)...

I broke my back on johnny's head somebody snitched on me i hid a frog in sisters bed somebody snitched on me i spilled some ink on mommy's rug i made tommy eat a bug bought some gum with a penny slug somebody...

I can't seem to face up to the facts, I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax, This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down, A crazy chicken chasing me all over town A psycho chicken Better run run run run run...

well a scotsman clad in kilt in plaid left a bar in fare one could tell by how he walked that hed drunk more than his share he fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet and he stumbled off into the grass to...

squirrels all we really are is squirrels we're being hunted we are squirrels we are appealing we are squirrels we want to gather nuts but people splatter our guts when they're on a country drive it isn't easy to...

Star Trekkin', across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin', across the universe, Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse. Lt. Uhura, report! Uhura: There's...

The Devil went to Jamacia He was lookin' to sell some weed he was doin' fine they were standin' in line and it was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young man who was likewise peadlin' pot and the...

Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged You not to leave Because I'd go berserk? Well! You left me anyhow and then The days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my...

I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you, I told the witchdoctor I was in love with you, And then the witchdoctor he told me what to do, He said that Oo, ee, oo ah ah, Ting tang, Wala wala bing bang, Oo ee,...