Тексты песен «Earl Wayne»


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Earl Wayne - If U Can't Breath (Feat. Linda Jo)

Hello Earl Wayne. Thanks for turning me on, Turning me on. I like that body, let's see how you move it. I got the feeling, That you want me to groove it. So come on now baby, Let's get right to it. Cause whatever you...

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Earl Wayne - Nascar (Feat. Linda Jo) (Parody Of Rockstar By Nickelback)

I must be out of my mind, For just finding myself in. Lines that seem to me to have no end, Just to be a spectator, When I can drive ever bit as good as them. So what you want? I want a Daytona trophy, That sits on my...

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Earl Wayne - Spooky Halloween Town (Parody Of Rock And Roll Hoochie Koo By Rick Derringer) (Feat. Linda Jo)

It happens every time this time of year, So don't let yourself find yourself around here. If you do then you may never be found, Cause they all get freaky in this spooky town. (Chorus) It's Halloween they're after you...

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Earl Wayne - Stinky Fart (Parody Of Shooting Star By Bad Company)

Tommy was sixteen, When he ate his first burrito. It was filled with beans, And his daddy he said oh no. Cause Tommy started rumbling, And from then it didn't take too long. Before the parakeet was dead, And that dog he...

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Earl Wayne - The Funny Happy Birthday Song

(Intro) Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday… Hey, hey, hey, wait… What are you doing? I’m doing a birthday song A birthday song? Yeah, a birthday song. We don’t do birthday songs like...

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Earl Wayne - The Right President (Parody Of White Christmas By The Drifters) (Feat. Linda Jo)

Ba du da dum Ba du da dum I'm dreaming of the right president, Just like the ones we used to know. When their decisions made sense, And weren't simply pretense. Because they were more substance, than they were show...

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Earl Wayne - Wreak For Real (Parody Of Centerfield By John Fogerty)

When he was young, and was having fun, My son would go out and play. His Mom would bath that stench right off of him. Now he's growing up, and he never leaves home. It's a lazy teenage man, Any parent can understand...