Тексты песен «Eric Cartman»

I'm sailing away Set an open course for the virgin sea 'Cause I've got to be free Free to face the life that's ahead of me On board I'm the captain So climb aboard We'll search for tomorrow On every shore And...

I hate you guys You guys are assholes Especially Kenny I hate him the most Okay now lets try one all together I hate you guys C'mon you guys know the words Especially Kenny these lyrics are submitted by Corey...

Spoken:(Cartman) Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club and all becasuse she's a big fat stupid bitch. Spoken:(Kyle) Don't say it Cartman! (Catman) Weeeeellll!! (Kyle) Don't do it Cartman!...

Spoken:(Cartman) Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club and all becasuse she's a big fat stupid bitch. Spoken:(Kyle) Don't say it Cartman! (Catman) Weeeeellll!! (Kyle) Don't do it Cartman! (Cartman)...

Ooooooooww Well, Kyle's mom a bitch, she a big fat bitch, she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch. She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. Monday, she's a bitch...

Spoken:(Cartman) Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club and all becasuse she's a big fat stupid bitch. Spoken:(Kyle) Don't say it Cartman! (Catman) Weeeeellll!! (Kyle) Don't do it Cartman!...

Mr. Garrison- ok children gather round, since Eric Cartman can't seem To remember the words to Oh Holy Night we are gonna try a little shock Theripy, I'm gonna give one of you this cattle prod and if he forgets any Word...

ma ma ma ma, i wanna do it like they do it in texas place, a little gambillin o yoo yoo. russian ruleted is the same with out a gun, but baybe when its love it isnt rofe it isant fun, but o o wo o wo o wowo. i get him...

And it seems to me this is going nowhere, baby. Spending all my time just looking for you, lately. It's been a short, sharp, shock! shock! living with you, baby. It's been one hard knock! knock! living without you,...

Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy's age, whicky whicky scratch yo yo bang bang. Me and Artemus Clyde Frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider Whicky whicky wick, whicky whicky wick, fresh cowboy...