Тексты песен «Eric Schwartz»

My girlfriend got sick And she needed a few things But she couldnt get out of her bed So she wrote me a list She sent me to the drugstore I went up to the sales girl and said "Tell me...where are the tampons and Tell...

To my dearest little sister, Sally Brown, its Charlie here A lot of things have happened since you skipped town For one, Im queer, for about a year I know, of course, you might be less than psyched About the path I...

Theres a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo So you better hurry up because hed just as soon eat you Hes coming, hes coming, here he comes!!! AHHHHHHH! Theres a bomb in the bed And it goes off when it...

Theres a rumor around that your loves going down And you aint gonna stop it from dying If as youve said, its long since been dead Well how come your woman is still crying? It seems such a shame, but now were inane Of...

Maybe some day Ill decide to stop thinking Get a job and achieve the approval of my neighbors Buy myself a beemer and a condo out in Vail Send my boys off to college if I can keep them out of jail Maybe then Ill winter...

Sun comes into my room I jump out a bed Go straight to the kitchen put some coffee on and toast some bread Brand new morning, gotta get going, Turn on the shower make it in before the water's flowing Shave brush scrape...

Your birthday is coming Dont worry, Im aware Ive been trying to find you something Just to show how much I care But I just couldn't tell 'Til I bought that Mademoiselle Now I know just what Im gonna do Now Im shavin'...

CHORUS I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest I hope I don't get stung Everybody's tellin me I shouldn't oughta do it Everybody's tellin me I shouldn't...

Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can get Sat down one Sunday night to make a mistress of the net He finally got the guts to click the link hed always seen He had hand cream, paper towels and a squeegee for the...

CHORUS Is it wrong To want To be loved by someone as lovely as you (x2) I saw her sittin’ ‘cross a smoky room She appeared to be alone She had a face that make the angels swoon She had a figure make a dead man moan I...

CHORUS Is it wrong To want To be loved by someone as lovely as you (x2) I saw her sittin? ?cross a smoky room She appeared to be alone She had a face that make the angels swoon She had a figure make a dead man moan I...

Snow is falling in the city Past the windows which cast a glow Through the curtains, friends and flirtin Christmas trees and mistletoe Snow keeps fallin in the city Powdered sugar on the hats of passersby And all I can...

CHORUS: Keep your Jesus off my penis Keep your bible off my balls Keep your prayers out of my ears And your crosses off my walls You can keep the virgin mother And the resurrection too Keep your Jesus off my penis Ill...

Not long ago on one fine day in Flushing, Queens The month was May A day with more than normal count of smog The word went out to stay inside, from Tel Aviv to Telluride Cause Moishe the Kid was leashin up his dog Well...

The traveler is tired, the sun will soon set I once was inspired, but why, I forget Ive seen through the city and all that it's not Though really, I don't need a lot CHORUS Just build me a cabin, surround me with snow...

So Lately you languish And angstful, you anguish For something to sweeten your day-to-day tea Your examine existence is rife with resistance You rot on the spot like forgotten kimchi So in an attempt to become...

Sunday blue Walking along with my lover true And no one can wander the way we do One SoHo day in the rain Stop at a store display Linger a moment, then walk away Sharing a shower with shades of grey One SoHo day in the...

The bananas lookin brown except for where I left that sticker And the spice rack is empty cept for cinnamon, salt and pepper The tea in the jar is ten years old, Lemon Lint and Chamomold And the coffeepot is stickin to...

Well, you found you a coon Tied him to a truck He was looking at your girl Yeah, he was looking for a ride But you showed that bitch, dintcha? Now tell your story while the others pinch ya ?'cause now you're bunkmates...