Тексты песен «Family Guy»

Butlers:We only live to kiss ass. Butler:Kiss it!Hell, we'll even wipe it for you. Butlers:From here on in its Easy Street. Peter talking:Any bars on that street? Butler talking:24 happy hours a day. Peter...

[Peter] Uh-uh-urh! You can't touch me [Peter]... can't touch me [Peter] J-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2 [Peter] I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue [Peter] I can write...

Cut out your nappin' It's a crazy messed up place where anything can happen There's a chair that freakin' talks (hey look) And some fish who give advice (holy crap!) It's screwy At Peter's...

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the...

Take a drink And you'll sink to a state, of pure inebriation You'll be tanked, like the whole, Irish nation When you drink enough, of my beer, You will find this magic brew'll make you're every joke, a jewel...

(Randy)-Fat man with and his kids and dog. Drove in through the morning fog. Hey there Rover, come on over... (Lois)-Well its nice to have a little music while we eat.(Spoken) (Randy)-Red headed lady, Reaching for...

(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island We're having the time of our lives. (Stewie) (Take it dog...) (Brian) We're quite a pair of partners, Just Like Thelma and Louise. 'cept you're not six feet tall...

Sit down, I wanna sing a little song that, uh, kept me going when I had troubles. We were at the beach, everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock, and there they saw; a rock! But it wasn't a rock! It...

(Stewie speaking): She packed my bags, last night, pre-flight, zero hour, 9am. And I'm gonna be high As a kite by then. (Stewie Singing): And I think it's gonna a be a long long time till touch down brings...

Warm out today Warm Yesterday Even warmer today Met her on my CB Said her name was Mimi Sounded like an angel come to earth(come to earth) When I went to meet her Man you shoulda seen her Twice as tall as me...

Baby, you were crazy if ya thought I loved ya ?Cause the "Q" man loves nobody but himself I never knew how twisted a fella could be Hey, I guess it's good I never told ya I'm into pee Don't you ever listen to your...

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss Peter,...

Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss And they'll make you call felatio a trouser friendly kiss Is...

Lois: It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies, And sex on T.V. Peter: But where are those good old fashion values?... All: On which we used to rely! Lucky there's a family guy, Lucky...

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv but where are those good ol' fasioned values on which we used to rely lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a man who'll positively can do...

*MB = Maids and Butlers **Non-singing part ----------------------------- MB: We Only Live to Kiss Your Ass! Butler: Kiss it? We'll even wipe it for you!** MB: From here on in it's easy street! Peter: Any bars on...

Cop:hey thats against the law your commin with me Peter:eh eh eh... Cant touch me, Cant touch me JJJJJust like the bad guy, from lethal weapon 2 I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you cant sue I can write...

We're off on the road to Rhode Island We're having the time of our lives. Stewie: Take it dog... Brian: We're quite a pair of partners, Just Like Thelma and Louise. 'cept you're not six feet tall Stewie:...

* = Talking Both- You and I are So awfully different Too awfully different To ever be palls Stewie- *Do you want to go first?* Brian- *Yeah I'll go* Brian- Your favorite hero is the Marquee de Sad Stewie- *Oh you're...

* = Talking Both- You and I are So awfully different Too awfully different To ever be palls Stewie- *Do you want to go first?* Brian- *Yeah I'll go* Brian- Your favorite hero is the Marquee de Sad Stewie-...