Тексты песен «Gas Huffer»


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Gas Huffer - Aldedly Blues

Shut us all down at nine o'clock, Well, it seems kind of early, But what can you do with it? The cops are sitting in their cars all night, So uptight. You know I'm all through with it. You heard what I said. This...

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Gas Huffer - Appendix Gone

My father once performed an appendectomy at sea. The patient was quite grateful for his medical degree. The surgery was numbered a success. An untried scalpel hand had met the test. The appendix was discarded, for,...

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Gas Huffer - Bad Vibes

Stomach is rumbling, it's hard To keep from mumbling aloud Can't shake the feeling that you'll Be coming home in a shroud It's just a dumb vacation, but you Can't give it up, you're too proud Think you'll have a drink...

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Gas Huffer - Buck Naked

I was buck naked down on the pond. Well, I was swimming with the fishes. On the shore, I left my britches In the sun to dry as I frolicked with water flies. I was buck naked down on the pond. Well, I was swimming in...

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Gas Huffer - Carolina Hotfoot

The car, it was a-workin', so they made it go All the way to Charlotte just to see the show. Pulled into the parking lot with time to kill. Popped in a cassette so they could sit and chill. But they forgot to take the...

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Gas Huffer - Crooked Bird

Flapped ragged wings - or the boundary kings There is often her stock of the fortune it brings It's my living stoop - brings out a broken croop It delivers it's steam to the manner of fault The way they ward it off -...

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Gas Huffer - Dangerous Drifter

A dangerous drifter's in town Wearing black boots and a frown. He keeps on bringing 'em down. A dangerous drifter's in town. He's starting to see double. He's causing lots of trouble. He's wheeling, he's dealing, He's...

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Gas Huffer - Discovery Park

A picnic on a sunny afternoon. I'm feeling lighter than a red balloon, well it's Hard to believe it, but I can perceive that Love is winding up, and it'll hit me soon. We take the trail down to the rocky beach. Sewage...

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Gas Huffer - Do The Brutus

Take a step don't bend your knees Throw back your head like you're gonna sneeze Puff up your chest till you bust your vest Then look around like you don't say please Strut upon the floor like you're the captain of the...

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Gas Huffer - Double O Bum

Hey man. You might think I'm a bum because I get out of bed A little later than you. Well, you can sit on your thumb and yak until you are dead, But I've got something to do. I'm taking orders from the President,...

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Gas Huffer - Easter Grass

The eggs are all hidden, the children forbidden To ferret them out until the signal is given. When the scramble ensues, we give the little ones clues. We've got to make sure that everybody gets something. Surrounded by...

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Gas Huffer - Hand Of The Nomad

Gobi desert 1925 search party barely made it back alive When they opened up that burlap sack Everybody there had to jump back Smell the ozone, hear the crack Shootin like a comet it was hard to track Tourist poking...

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Gas Huffer - Hold The Roll

Handsome and reliable, His hand controls the fate of this whole crew His assistants are so pliable, Whatever this thing takes That's what they'll do When he rises he'll pause and pray, That from the morning 'till the...

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Gas Huffer - I Gotta Get Drunk

Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it Cause I know just what I'm gonna do I'll start to spend my money Callin' everybody honey And wind up singin' the blues I'll spend my whole paycheck on some old wreck And...

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Gas Huffer - Lexington Nightlife

10 o'clock you get the call from Dr. Joe Across the river Charles to Charleston row Borrow a horse from Deacon John Its already 11 better get yourself gone All the way your warning people left and right Soldiers are...

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Gas Huffer - Long White River

Pack your duffle and your ditty bag, Here we go Say goodbye to everything you know It's a long white river, That we're bound to row Tell your people that you'll try to write, Let them wail Even though you know it's a...

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Gas Huffer - Monument

I dreamt I saw a monument Erected in my name, The mayor was there to cut the ribbon Still nobody came The pond was stocked with fishes Hand selected, one-by-one, Refreshments for a thousand sat there spoiling in the...

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Gas Huffer - Remove The Shoe

When I'm walking down the street just following my stinky feet around All the people that I meet don't hesitate to greet me with a frown Is it just the way I look or is it some bad drugs they took That makes them look...

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Gas Huffer - Termite Thermometer

Magneto driven, can't you see I've got need for batteries Nanometers in width and length, Tiny but with super strength Swallow me cloaked in a pill, I'll find the place where you are I'll Cancer killing microbot, I...