Тексты песен «Guttermouth»

Fish out of water!...

Long ago just you and me But you traded up to eat eat eat Packing on those Kilograms Aren't Kilograms just like pounds? That keester is sure filling out You could use a walk about! I'd like to tell you tastefully Your...

Why? don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go...

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god! My arm's on fire! Somebody pass...

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid Oh my god! My arm's on...

I've got a fanzine So I should know everything bout every band I turned punk 2 years ago I tell my subjects I'm D.I.Y. I'll your band a sellout & I'll tell convienient lies I've got a lot of staples and to much.... Time...

Ah, there's gonna be a killing A killing, killing, killing Drugs are not for healing That guy just ate meat, a-wow! There's gonna be a beating A beating, beating, beating The kids are on acid And they're marching down...

[Chorus:] My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit with a tall boy in her...

i came home real late one friday night i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little baby it drives...

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom made for...

I'm crazy I'm outta my mind I said I'm crazy and you're outta time Oh yes so crazy so sick of your kind I said I'm crazy baby and you're outta time everytime you look at me I realize what you can't see then I know I was...

Wrap your legs around me baby I'll fill you with my love I'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie And show you what it does> Most girls are afraid of me But once you give me a chance I sure like what you're showing Now...

wrap your legs around me baby i'll fill you with my love i'll be pullin' out my power pole girlie and show you what it does most girls are afraid of me but once you give me a chance i sure like what you're showing now...

(chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now they don't...

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They raise the prices, raise my...

welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find a different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind what's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around they raise the prices, raise my...

stop people please while surfing in the ocean i somehow lost my hairpiece i watched my age increase as some pesky octopus took my tuft of manhood from me (chorus) duck diving for my hairpiece im searching for my...

American flag waving high Protecting it I want to die I don't know about you man But I'd rather die Than live under communist rules Let 'em go ahead and try American flag, red, white and blue Our government doesn't tell...

You know, what pisses me off more than anything is all these people who aren't exactly politically correct. Like the other day, I was out walking my Siberian-American huskies. And you know how canines are: they like to...

he's so tall he's so slim with that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their real...