Тексты песен «Gwar»

I met her at a donkey show She was minutes past 13 Sucking on a cherry Yoo Hoo Reading "Nugget" magazine Cum Spattered tube-top Scrawny pre-pube tits Then I saw she was a quadraplechick And I said baby you're looking...

Rock 'N Roll Never Felt So Good by Gwar off the America Must Be Destroyed album I met her at a donkey show She was minutes past 13 Sucking on a cherry Yoo Hoo Reading "Nugget" magazine Cum splattered tube-top Scrawny...

I at the time was a communist Lived on a collective farm She was a part-time anarchist Our sex went off like a bomb Living the life of a terrorist Looking for the man Saddam, Who gave me a gun as Iran to the sun...

Here's a little something from a God to a slave, I never should of been let out the fucking microwave! We're on this planet and we're running a muck, I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck! Ever since I was a...

he was a boy - he was a fine child He had the leather boots and the riding crop in Jerusalem Oh Sammy My hap flap slappy clam ma'am We've come To take you home But Sammy where are you Sammy where are you They said -...

Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me ? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm doing 20 to life for killing the guy that was humping my...

Well, we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin' all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well, we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a drag School's out for the summer School's...

Well, we got no choice All the girls and boys Makin' all that noise 'Cause they found new toys Well, we can't salute ya Can't find a flag If that don't suit ya That's a drag School's out for the summer School's...

Barnyard Stomp all the animals and you I got a dog I got a cat I got a hog I got a bat I got a monkey fish I got a funky fish I got a pig log dig dog Turkey log Corny Cobb Bag dang ding dong Slap a dappy wiggy wam Sex...

Sexecutioner by Gwar off their Scumdogs of the Universe album Sexcuse me, But what good is all the violence in the world unless it is tempered With limitless sex? I'm a naughty fellow In fact I'm certainly not Too...

"Sick And Twisted" Sick and twisted Sick and twisted very bad Crippled, crazy, sick and sad Yes, a fouler thing has not existed Yes, it's true I'm that sick and twisted Sick and twisted Bent and gnarled Rigid,...

Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, You never take a bath. Your nose it runs, you bust your buns, You always finish last. [Chorus:] Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Your face...

I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit! You love it Smack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I care And then I kick you pregnant ass right down the stairs Slap...

GWAR Slaughterama From the Album Scumdogs of the Universe With a battle-cry go forth Which is "give the people what they want" And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter of the gutter-slime which...

I have travelled many miles, and I have wiped away many smiles. I've come from my icy pit, just to rub your face in shit. Slutman City--Life without shame-- Slutman City--So much flesh--to maim! We grant you sweet...

So fucking what?!? I can get drunk I can get laid I can go mad I can get paid I get confused I can get screwed I can do nothing So fucking what?!? I can get raped I can get shot I can spend years Just sucking...

And blundering brightly through the night Astride the thunderous, flaming trident bike The choked back years of jeers Flashing forceful through their peers Inflicting beastly cheesy beaver bite [Chorus:] What...

They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs 200 MM devastating fire When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh Stukas plunging, as skylines reform Spreading madness, in the gun...

They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs 200 MM devastating fire When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh Stukas plunging, as skylines reform Spreading madness, in the gun...

"Storm Is Coming" Storm-storm is coming Storm-storm is coming The death camps are growing like mushrooms through dew But this time the murdered are not only Jews We kill every species, not just one or two You'll go in...