Тексты песен «Half Man Half Biscuit»

[VERSE 1] Camped out on a lower slope, dog tired at the toposcope Hot soup in the aftermath, salad days in many ways. Then time creeps up unseen And it puts me back at the front of the bus, Hands I once held no longer...

[Verse] He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi Now hes the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy His hair was receding; his face it descended Now hes been up to Rodney Street and had it all mended He used to walk home...

Well I heard a lovely rumor, That Bette Midler had a tumor, So gleefully I went to tell my friends. But they said it was a lie, That she wasn't going to die, "And by the way, have we got news for you!" And they told me...

My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wifes a touch skeptical, too. They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van; it says: We've seen the prices at the zoo. Well today I knocked upon their door And...

She stayed with me until, She moved to Notting Hill, She Said it was the place she needs to be, Where the cocaine is fair-trade, and frequently displayed, is the Buena Vista Social Club CD, I thought you'd be back in...

The A is for my authority Which many players seem to question, Thinking they're somehow going to make me change my mind B is for babies Which a lot of managers cry like After a decision has not gone their way C is for...

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! {? Unemployments rising In the Chigley end of town. And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down. There's trouble at the fire station; Someone's had the sack. And the lads have...

I've been up to no good, I've been dissed in the hood, I've been locked in the Rock City, Notts, I've got Stars In My Eyes, I've told thousands of lies, When arrested at Cowes robbing Yaughts, Yesterday Matthew I was a...

Ow! Oh! Oh! Oh! {? Unemployments rising In the chigley end of town. And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down. There's trouble at the fire station; Someone's head to sack. And the lads with homes...

The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope And The Pope said to his aide . . Who the fucking...

Venus in Flares Half Man Half Biscuit A million housewives every day, pick up a can of beans and say 'What an amazing example of synchronisationa'a He looked out of the aeroplane and he saw the Alps way down below He...

[Verse 1] I was the best friend you ever had But that was over half an hour ago You went from Magaluf to Stalingrad An altogether more different snow. Oh I don't know how it all pans out But I know this much is true...

I shout all my obscenities from steeples, But please don't label me a madman, I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles, As the bootleg Mark Chapman, Cafe bars, idiots and pidgeons, There's far too many in this town, So me and...