Тексты песен «Happy Campers»


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Happy Campers - $4.25

I make $4.25 barely enough to stay alive and it sucks making minimum wage the same as people half my age my brain is turning into crud and my name might as well be mud what self-respect i had was lost when I call a...

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Happy Campers - All Alone

Two in the morning, disturbing phone call From a mother's trembling face the tears begin to fall Midnight race to the hospital but it's already to late Few too many beers and a set of car keys claimed another victims...

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Happy Campers - Bark Or Bite

I'm starting over today 'cause things ain't been going my way. Lately I've been feeling stuck 'cause I ain't been having any luck. I may be broke but I'm still alive. I may be old but I ain't sixty-five. I may be fat...

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Happy Campers - Bitches Ain't Shit

Life sucks then you die, so sit around and sulk, sit around and cry another stoopid girls' got you down again, had another fling and lost another friend why can't I stay interested in you for longer than a day? I tried...

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Happy Campers - Borderlines

The pursuit of happiness is in great demand Immigrants run across the border to escape their homeland They want to be like you and me to be free You want them out want armed guards on the borders You're already in now...

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Happy Campers - Buried Alive

I'm being buried alive. Don't know if I'll survive. Can't keep my head above water. Feels like I'm drowning in my own skin, and it keeps boiling hotter. I never thought, I never guessed that my life would turn out like...

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Happy Campers - Caringly Impaired

Life sucks and then you die So sit around and sulk, sit around cry Another stupid girl has got you down again Had another fling and lost another friend Why can't I stay why can't I stay Interested in you for longer than...

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Happy Campers - Cycle Of Uncertainty

Cycle of uncertainty spinnin round' and round' when will it ever stop, when I'm 6 feet underground? Mom i wanna be just like you Smokin crack Dad i wanna end up like you with a bullet in my back 15 and pregnant a kid...

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Happy Campers - Days Gone By

Remembering days gone by in your mind they last forever. Don't ever forget, but don't live in regret 'cause life's not over yet. Those days will never... they will never, never happen again. They will never. The good...

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Happy Campers - Dear Mama

Dear mom, I'm sorry for all those crazy things I did. I'm sorry, I was just a kid. Like the time I put holes in your wall with my ninja stars. Or the time I feel asleep and took the bumper off your car. Dear mom, I'm...

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Happy Campers - Drowning In The Sea Of Me

Feels like I'm gonna topple over. Feels like I'm gonna fall apart. Weight of the world is on my shoulders and I don't know where to start. I'm trying hard to look past the money, but it's so hard when it's not there. So...

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Happy Campers - Eat Your Green Beans

There was a time when the ends justified the means. Mama said eat those green beans and everything will be alright. Kiss you on the head goodnight and then you're of to bed. Don't ask questions just do what your mama...

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Happy Campers - Faded

You came into my life through a revolving door there for a short time, then you're there no more you will always be a small part of me but friends again, we can never be you were there yesterday, but now you're gone we...

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Happy Campers - Fair Weather Father

You were there one month of the year, but the calendar is 12 months long. Mother did her very best, but she did it by herself 'cause you were gone. Every now and then you strolled in. When you did you tried to lay down...

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Happy Campers - Fork In The Road

A time not long ago friends would come and go but one or two would seem to stick around Hangin' out like everyday seems they'll never go away best freinds are forever they'll always be down it seems we're at the start...

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Happy Campers - Happy Song

I like to color with my crayons I like to play with bloody tampons I like to play with my G I Joes I am always pimpin the hoes Barney is my favorite show Debbie Does Dallas is my favorite porno My family's like the...

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Happy Campers - Hurting You

Looking back to all the time we shared, and all the times we had. It makes me feel real low that I treated you bad. Didn't know what I wanted, but now I do. I'm sorry that this is hurting you. And now I'm living with...

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Happy Campers - I Finally Wrote A Love Song

Damn it why won't you get out of my head. 2:30 in the morning and I lie awake in bed. Man do I hate love but you're all that's on my mind. My pencil turns to mush from the words my lips can't find. You're ruining my...

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Happy Campers - I Got Abducted By Aliens

One day an alien landed in my backyard At 1st i thought it was Captain Picard but then i saw green tentacle things and i knew it wasn't good tidings that they bring I got abducted by aliens they electro beamed me up to...

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Happy Campers - I'm A Bum

Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor I'm a bum Wating...