Тексты песен «Hextalls»

I know a guy who's half Japanese Won't by our record until it's out on LP Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright I know a guy who doesn't get to sleep Because he's staying up late with W.K. conspiracies Mark Wilson,...

The first time that you told a joke about your girlfriend Was how you were going to eat her out But you needed a Tic Tac first Martin Lawrence You're funny and black Martin Lawrence Rockin' out with the Chinese mustache...

My dad likes to come home late from work When we're all asleep and watch Country Music TV I know what's going on Shania, Shania, I know what's going on It feels so wrong I hope you break your neck Come on dad, you're...

My Name is Kenny Rogers Welcome to the Jackass Show Someone throw a bat at my head I can take the blow I'm not just drunk, I'm totally fucking stoked Did you know I didn't write the song "Lady"? Drunk Kenny Rogers,...

Time to wake up, time to get sick, you're alone again You've got a sad heart, in a bad way, and it's all Coming down again, I know Time to wake up, time to let go, it's all the same You've got a sad heart, in a bad way,...

Judas Priest ain't shit And Iron Maiden blows Eddie Van Halen's an asshole And everyone knows That what we need is A hero And what we need is Someone with a big red beard And spandex like you With his name on his shoes...

Let's play, gobble gobble burp burp Let's play, let's play I wake up and I wanna play Pacman I go to bed and I dream in Pacman Want to go to church? Fuck you I've got to stay home, I've got ghosts to chew Let's play,...

It's not your fault that you couldn't hear me call your Name But I wish to hell I could make this go away I've played it all a thousand times inside my mind As the wheels came down across the ground and stole your Life...

When you need a motherfucker That can bark real loud I know a guy that's good He's pretty fucking rad at Licking your nose clean He always ends up shitting All over my flyers rug But I still gotta give him a hug And a...

Thought you were hot when I saw you with the t-shirt What the fuck is Panic! at the Disco Doesn't matter cause I really think I like you I got nervous when we went back to your place I'm not good at making out with the...

If you're gonna play in Texas You've gotta have a fiddle in the band The lead guitar is hot For a Louisiana man So grease up them titties And slap'em in my face I'm getting a boner all the way Suck my...

My wife had a baby and it sounded like it hurt her It came out looking just like Tina Turner What should I do What would you do What would any normal person do I punched it in the face Fuck...

Thank you Uncle Jim for the Motley Crue records on my Birthday Thanks Uncle Walter for giving me a christmas card That said I hope to see you soon Thanks Grandpa Terry for teaching me How to play George Jones on guitar...

In the middle of the night When the sky is black And you're tucked in In your comfy comforter You hear thunder in the distance From the gallop of the beast It draws closer to your bedroom So you might as well shit the...

We're the Castle Crashers I've got an axe, I ride a shark's head I've got to smash all of my enemies in the head I've got the Orange guy You've got the Blue guy He's got the Ogre Oh no we're dead again It's hard when...

It's time to fucking rock It's time to punch the clock So get your goddamn hi fives ready to go It's time to fucking rock It's time to punch the clock So get your goddamn hi fives ready to go again We've got Nikki stixx...