Тексты песен «James E.F Landau»

(America, (C) 1957, Leonard Bernstein/Stephen Sondheim, West Side Story CHENG South Korea, my heart's obsession, Call me at your own discretion. SARAH Always the pot growers dealing; Always the starving people stealing!...

MELANIE Did it ever occur to you That when the two of us are around, Everything else looks like specks of dirt to you, Just passing by The nighttime sky And psychedelic sparks fall to the ground? Everything induces...

(Parody of "Carefully Taught" from South Pacific) PITTMAN You'll just have to learn, when up you are brought, There are people like you, and then those who are not, And if they're not like you, to treat them like snot,...

(Music by John Jenkins-Stark) They say that all of us are free, And that our nation is the best; If that were so, how could be be a people so terribly oppressed? Every last person, so they claim, is equal and all that,...

ALAN I once learned of the roles Of the magnetic poles, How you must have a north and a south to attract. But, as I explain, The complex human brain Has a sense of emotion those magnets all lacked. I'm not going to sit...

(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") TRINA Kvetchy the teacher Was a total pedagogue; Did a student make But a sole mistake, She would mark it in her log. She disciplined Like the monsoon wind And gave many a...

(Sung to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic") ENTIRE STUDENT BODY Oh, the hiring of Liddas by Degloba was a sin; It was through the Devil that the school board let her in; She imposed an evil system of inhuman...

(Parody of "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love") MELANIE When the little green snake With its skin inclined to flake HAKEEM When the little green frog In the shallows of the bog Turns all red; (It looks dead!) MELANIE When...

BLUMBERG I am using the word "oy", True, he did at times annoy, Pittman was a bad, bad boy, But why must someone employ Forces that they could deploy, And have them seek-and-destroy Just when we were all full of joy And...

SARAH Andreo has a first name, A-N-D-R-E-O . . . Andreo has a second name, N-I-K-O-L-A-O . . . When people ask me for the longest name I ever knew, I'll tell them what I know is true, It's S-M-I-T-H-M-O-O-R-E-B-R-O . ...

(Sung to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Terrorize your little brother, Fa la la la la, la la la la. He's the one to gag and smother, Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha. Kill him by asphyxiation, Egh-egh-egh, egh-egh-egh,...

(Sung to the tune of the Orpheus Overture) PATIENT: Prozac, Zoloft, doxepin, Sulpiride, mianserin, Buspar and haloperidol, Trazodone -- I've tried it all; Flupentixol decanoate, Pimozide, clorazepate, Imipramine,...

SARAH Everyone's part of a family in a tribe or a race or ethnic group by right of birth, And we're all in the subspecies we call Homo sapiens sapiens, the only known surviving one on Earth; We're in the species Homo...

Now, if I may digress momentarily from the mainstream of this evening's symposium, I'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless, but is something which I picked up during my career as a scientist. This may...

ANDREO Smith-hyphen-Moore-hyphen-Brown-hyphen-Gore, Some more hyphens with Johnson and Green; Palmer and Hook, and then Matterson, Cooke, And Pierce, and then Winters and Dean; Some more of my family is Drinkwater,...