Тексты песен «Jeff Dunham»

Jeff: Good evening Achmed Achmed: Good evening... Infidel Jeff: So you're a Terrorist? Achmed: Yes... I am a Terrorist Jeff: What kind of Terrorist? Achmed: A terrifying... Terrorist Achmed: Are you scared? Jeff: Not...

Just thinking of christmas Makes me want to cry Cuz thats the time of year that my back was never dry We climb out of the ryder truck and race across the sand Crawl beneath the fence and swim across the Rio Grande...

Well every year for the holidays, it's always been the same old thing. Christmas comes and Christmas goes, while we're all packed away. We put our heads together and decided to pick the locks. Gonna make or break and...

The boys are standing in the road hitting rocks with sticks The men are building tiny shacks out of muddy bricks The women are covered head to toe and their not shown there face its 117 degrees in this god for saken...

WALTER: There's a kind of magic to the season, That only comes around this time of year. A yearning in the heart, To be better than we are, And cherish everyone that we hold dear... PEANUT: When we share the joy that...

I hate Christmas, Christmas in Hollywood. No one gives you fruit cakes, there's no carolers in the yard, the only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset Boulevard. I hate Christmas stuck out here in Tinsel Town. Forget...

Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military'...

Got my dog and a six pack inside my truck My wife rides in the back cause she won't shut up There's a deer in the headlights though it might be a sin I gunned the motor and run over him [Chorus] It's a road kill...

Santa is a redneck because his house still has the wide load sign on the back. Santa is a redneck because he has some roadkill in sack. he is a redneck cause he makes toy trailers. when he meets a woman he always want...

Christmas is a time, for reflection.Giving thanks, is the least that we can do. So, lets take a moment, to count our blessings.And all the things, that I have given you. Lets start with your carrer. I'm the reason that...

(Peanut): The days are growing shorter And the nights are growing colder We know Santa's on his way We can't wait another day I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too Because to operate them, you only need one...