Тексты песен «Jeff Foxworthy»

Well I went out last friday night with lil Mary Anne She said please stay til mornin and she grabbed me by the can She layed a big one on me, woo, suprised me with her tongue But her suprise was waitin there between my...

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car... you might be a redneck. If your dad walks you to...

We've been goin everywhere in this tour, I mean not just big cities, we're goin everywhere. We were in Huntsville, Alabama A couple a months ago and uh, You know even growin up in the south I never realized the NASA...

Guy1:Somebody done been to the wal*mart Guy2:Man this is the stuff I got for christmas Guy1:You cleaned up, what you get? Five Flanel Shirts Four big mud tires Three shot gun shells Two huntin' dogs And some parts to a...

Greetings y'all And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them For the butt whopping they are about to receive The Olympics in Georgia God you know we're gonna...

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times describing what the tornadoes sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car... you might be a redneck. If your dad walks you to...

There's nothin like bein in love an' starin at a big ol' moon. Hell, when I was in high school, a drive by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hangin outta car window. Got a few mooners in the croud. Where ya...

I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is This is a true story About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do I cashed in all my frequent flyer miles I took everybody in my family to...

Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally committed to Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right You ever see those dead possum lying in the road they were...

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler, The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys, I was camped out on my old La-Z-Boy, The kids they weren't...