Тексты песен «John Valby»

I pulled her pants right down and what'd I get? A whiff of Cape Cod and some underwear sweat My knees started buckling my bladder lost control But my dick stood up like a telephone pole She weighed 16 tons tits like a...

Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "Always A Woman" She's got the best tongue work that you've ever seen She licks both my balls till they're shiny and clean And her pink little pussy's as tight as it can be I know it's...

Grab your glass and get your seat and I'll tell you about Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete Now Lil was the village queen the fuckinest whore you'd ever seen While some girls fucked with grace and ease Lil blew dick like the...

(chorus) Bang Bang Lulu Lulu bang-a-lang Who we gonna bang on when Lulu goes away? (repeat) Some girls work in factories some girls work in stores Lulu works in Levittown with 40 other whores...

Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? Who's that knocking at my door? said the fair young maiden Well Open the door ya fuckin' whore said Barnacle Bill the sailor Open the door ya fuckin'...

From the album Cherry Poppin' in Grand Rapids Fuck her breasts be my guest Put some oil upon her chest Stick your dick between her nipples Let the boobies do the rest It's a cinch to begin Hop on top and

It's the story of an ugly lady who was bringing up 3 semi-ugly girls All of them had pubies like their mother The youngest one in curls It's the story of a fag named Brady Who was bringing up 3 boys of his own

Well, I went to a party And what did they do? They took off their socks And they took off there shoes, They took off their coats, And they took off their pants. I had a hunch, They weren't gonna dance. [Chorus] Oh,...

From the album "The Old Fart Cuts Another One" You can tell by the smell that she isn't feeling well as the end of the month rolls around You can feel a little weary if she serves a Bloody Mary as the end of the month...

Oh my dick is small and I've only got one ball And the girls all say it's teeny but it's still my favorite weenie Oh my dick is small and I've only got one ball Uhh umm Uhh umm Oh he's got a tiny pole and on top it...

(chorus) There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off There's a dozen on my cousin I can hear the bastard buzzin' There's a skeeter on my peter whack it off I was playing with...

(To Somewhere over the rainbow) Somewhere, Under your pubies, By your thigh, Theres a Crab that I left there singing a lullaby. Somewhere by your clitoris, There's an Itch, It's a few of his family, picnicing in your...

Well you and me baby got it goin' good We love each other knock on wood But on Sunday me and the boys wanna watch some football and make some noise Every other day I take care of you But on Sunday this is

Supercalifragilistic expialadocious Everytime I lick your butt it gives me halitosis Everytime you fart into my face it makes me nauseous Do I wear a rubber on my tongue or am I just being cautious One day when I was...

Father singing to the boyfriend: Was it you that did the pushin left the stains upon the cushion foot prints on the dashboard upside down... Was it you you sly woodpecker that got into my daughter Rebecca if it was...

Where do I begin? Her fuckin' ass is wider than it's ever been Doesn't matter much which hole I stick it in A guy could lose a nut inside her double chin Where do I start? With our first hello I grabbed her ass...

Ya ya ya ya Your mother goes down for Egyptians So sing me another verse worse than the other verse Waltz me around by my willy They say that Viagra from Phizer can turn a limp dick into a guyser But when I want my...

Sung to the tune of The Village People's "YMCA" Young man puts the girl on her back and says "spread 'em" Sticks his nose in her crack since she let him Took his very first whiff He went sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff...

I put my hand upon her toe Yo Ho Yo Ho I put my hand upon her toe Yo Ho Yo Ho I put my hand upon her toe She said "Hey Yankee, you're way too low" Get in, get out, quit fuckin' about Yo Ho Yo Ho Yo Ho I put my hand...