Тексты песен «Jon Lajoie»

I have to stop listening to my penis Listening to my penis I swear I would be a genius If I stop listening to my penis I should be studying and I'm working hard My future depends on this bizarre? Why am I standing in...

I can see it in your eyes, girl, that you're in the mood for love So I'll light some candles, pour some wine, let's sit down on the rug But there's something I must tell you, babe, before we take this step Something...

My heart is on fire like a burning cross Compared to you, others are at the back of the bus You're as beautiful as a swastika And baby, I want to tell ya I love you as much as I hate other races religions and sexual...

Oh my god did you hear about Michael Jackson? Yeah I heard about Michael Jackson, it's crazy right? Yeah I can't believe it All of a sudden the media is on his side I know it's crazy right? Michael Jackson is dead,...

What's a nine-five job? It sounds exactly like what I want Young man, that is one party that you may not be able to handle Nine to five, nine to five Monday to Friday life Nine to five, nine to five Nine to five, nine...

Girl I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me To sing this song That they wrote for me They're investing in This quasi music video And...

Hello boys and girls, It's time to learn about potty time. Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum Or a pee-pee in your wee-wee? Well, come along and sing with me... Poo-poo comes out of your bum And it makes funny...

It starts off like a thousand other songs that youve heard before. Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo. So you try to change the station but its playing on every one. A bunch of shitty...

Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches. Women are equal and they deserve respect, Just kidding, they should suck my dick. Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)… I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh) Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)… 2...

Women are stupid and I don't respect them That's right I just have sex with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals... What! Show me your genitals... Your genitalia! Show me your genitals, your genitals... What!...

Aahhh yeah, I'm back... bitches. Women are equal and they deserve respect, Just kidding, they should suck my dick. Vagina (what! )... vagina (what! )... I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh) Vagina (what! ).....

I am slightly irresponsible Girl, don't let that scare you away 'Cause I am still reliable Just not a hundred percent, baby Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing my teeth And I only floss approximately twice a week...

Britney, I can feel your sadness. The world is filled with madness, And everybody takes it out on you And there's nothing you can do but Girl I want you to know That I'm not one of those Because I don't care what they...

[Intro] Yo! Uh! Motherfuckers out there be talking about started from the bottom, Starting with nothing, ha! Y'all don't know shit! That don't compare to the struggle I had to go through. Y'all better recognize,...

I'm a stay at home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay at home dad It's just the baby and me I'm a stay at home dad While my wife's at work I got a bottle in my hand And spit-up on my shirt Baby wakes me up around...

It's Sunday afternoon And there are a few things that I have to do. And I'm gon' do 'em I'm gon' do 'em. It's Sunday afternoon And there are a few things that I have to do. And I'm gon' do 'em I'm gon' do 'em. First...

This is the best song ever made in the world This is the best song ever made in the world Other songs are good, even some are really good But they are not the best songs ever made in the world It has a lot of good...

It's your birthday today, What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain, That twenty-one years ago on this day, It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face. And nine months before that magical day,...

(Dialing) Bob (Jon): Can't believe this. B: I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. *sigh* Jake (the other guy): Hallo B: Hello, Jake J: Uh, hi there Bob. How is it going? B: Well, I'm just fun-fucking-tastic, Jake. How...

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind I always reach my goal But there's one thing I cannot control I come too fast, I come...