Тексты песен «Jonathan Coulton»

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade He's gonna pass the test He's gonna be the best The best in...

I was just an acrobat, high above the street Pointing at the ground the empty sky beneath my feet The perfect fall, no one could tell at all That it was killing me You were just an astronaut, floating on a spark...

I still remember the words you said They were hard enough to leave a mark And now they echo inside my head As I spiral down into the dark I windmill upside down Knowing you'll come at me again And I feel your shadow...

We want a podsafe Christmas song We want a song that's safe to play Don't think us rude We don't want to get sued By the thugs at the RIAA We have been good the whole year long Santa don't delay Give us a podsafe...

Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now I really wish you'd let us in I think I speak for all of us when I say I...

We took the freeway out of town We found a place to settle down We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog You got your very own bathroom I got my very own workshop in the basement We sit around staring at the...

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far I see you've met my assistant Scarface His appearance is quite disturbing But I assure you he's harmless enough He's a...

Today's the day it gets better This much I know I'm gone, I'm getting out And all you suckers can watch me go And I don't know where I'm going yet But it's somewhere quite a ways from here I'll bet It's gonna be so...

I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rose Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful And you'll say I'm moving too fast But I won't mind Because I know...

This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate My satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must Because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's...

We start the story when Mom met Dad And they danced all night and he took her home It might have been all the wine they had But they rolled the dice and won your genome Then you grew and you grew and one day you were...

Last week I left a note on Laura's desk It said I love you signed anonymous friend Turns out she's smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the whole class does too And I'm alone during couple skate When...

Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. James Monroe told Europe they could suck...

Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie At least all his people tell him so And while he thinks that she's a very special lady It's probably not the way he'd choose to go But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too...

[Verse 1] Funny story I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are. I've been busy doing science it's been tons of fun so far. [Chorus] Everything clean. Nothing on fire. All by my self... Finally... [Hook] Things...